April Fool's Day is Definitely April Fools' Day

Punctuation can be a life or death matter Antoinette and that's no fooling!

Now lest you pessimistic types think that's hyperbole, let me punctuate my point by punctiliously pointing out possible areas of darkness, penumbras if you will, where the paucity of clarity may turn your mental perambulations into a pirate's plea to walk the plank. Phew! I think you know where I'm going with this polemic. In the present state of pandemic politics perhaps precipitated by people eating pangolins (psst, not "people eating pangolins"... those would be scary🤔😉) in the People's Republic🇨🇳, we find ourselves drifting apart like the Pangea of past. Perhaps it's the paedarchy we find ourselves living in currently headed by a pachyglossal president propped up by puppeteers and his prurient playmate... the laughing hyena Kamalalala Dingdong.  But these are perilous times and we need the best and brightest inside the beltway. Instead, now with one slip of 15 million harvested votes we see this sign when we cross Memorial Bridge...

The short bus should never be for the leader of the free world. No disrespect intended, but if you want to elect someone who if they were your grandpa you wouldn't leave in charge of your little kids, or you would tell your older kids to look after grandpa when you went out, and you certainly world never let them drive themselves it's probably a good idea not to leave them in charge of the button! Dementia is serious and sad, but a fawning press pretending what's obvious isn't, like the pages of an Orwellian paperback and praises the press conference that wasn't proves how perilous is our present condition. If you can't get through a prescripted presser, with pre-written answers on a prompter where you never have to be impromptu and you can't get through questions as hard as "do you think the border is being flooded because people think you're a decent guy"...then we're in for a long down hill ride.  Where are all the photos (silent p) of the border crises now, btw? One that is, by last estimate 7 times as bad as during the previous president. I know orange man bad, but...🤷‍♂️just saying. I'm sure K Dingdong, the #AOC and the rest will fix that asap. Between the press and the politicians it's kind of hard to discern who is the bigger clown show🤡... at least one guy has a medical excuse for his Dementia. 

Unfortunately, there are other reasons that punctuate why these are dangerous times including the perils of politicians who think the Constitution is unConstitutional📜. Por ejemplo, ponder the following sign, 

I'm sure we all can agree that hunting pedestrians out of season and without license to do so on our public trails should be frowned upon. Just as should be exploiting cherry picked tragedies to advance unconstitutional goals #secondamendment while ignoring #terrorism; fomenting racial divides prematurely #asianhate when the more serious issue of #Asiansexslaves looms large, and ignoring the nearly 20,000 murders in 2020 (increase of 5000) which largely occurred in Black/Blue cities, in blue states, with hard-core gun laws and race baiting politicians, but without support for the boys in Blue. Seems to this pair of eyes that the Party in Blue representing people of color is like having Plantation owners representing slaves. What do you think of that #BLM? Hmm, maybe that's just my #whiteprivilege showing through. 

Another big problem is what and who to believe these days. We can't help but be pessimistic since, seek as we might, no palladian sage has emerged, and the majority of the Press has become little more than the sychophantic propaganda arm of a certain party, are as believable as Pinocchio 🤥 and as competent in the English language as, idk, Ozzy Osbourne! Take for instance..

Now, I don't want to say pooh pooh to pooches and shared gene pools without ever partaking, and maybe with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti🍷 I'd be more open minded. I mean afterall, she's in the prime of her life and could probably make another family. Not to mention there are always pets to be rescued, or would that be recipe'd? 🤔 But the point is I think we as a nation need to pay more attention to the phony (silent P) pabulum pushed on our palate by pretenders and prevaricators pushing an agenda of dependent paternalism. And we certainly don't need to eat our own. We aren't guppies🐠! We are adults if we are over 18 and not basement dwelling (unless of course it's a mancave with stocked bar... speaking of which, 🍸...perfect)... where was I? Oh yes... basement dwelling pantophobists afraid of our own shadow and a maskless world😰. Unfortunately, paranoia is now so prevalent in our society that people are willing to lap up any humbug thrown their way even when science (sorry but you will really have to dig to find real, hard peer reviewed science) tells you that you're living in la la land if you think the masks people wear daily is stopping the Wuhan Wham Bam. If so then you are a science denier, but a political science affirmer. While it might minimally reduce the rate of spread, the only option to stop it is social isolation (unworkable long term), vaccinations and herd immunity. If it was working they wouldn't tell you to wear 2. The way people wear masks to prevent the Chinese Kung Flu is like wearing nylons as a condom... in other Communist words, it's just like playing Russian roulette. Oops, preggers 🤰again. Don't worry, the next generation name has already been picked... the coronials🤣. The science that is real is that with vaccines and the amount of people already infected we will have herd immunity by the end of April. No fooling according to the head of Johns Hopkins head of virology. The paranoid panic peddlers are losing their control over the competent masses and self admitted manipulator Fauci is personally pouting that his cover boy days are passing away and after he was embarrassed by Sen/Dr. Rand Paul in senate hearings petulantly pouted that his claims weren't just theater and even doubled down that people should still wear 2 masks after vaccinating despite what ALL SCIENTIFIC STUDIES SAY! Time to get all the kids in school (American Pediatrics), because they don't get it, or spread it. Get people back to work normally (because as Pfizer silent P said) they are bulletproof with vaccines and not one scientific study suggests people will get reinfected or spread after vaccines, and always be mindful if you're at risk. I would also add that through independent study I can confirm my vaccination regimen requires semi daily boosters💉... but is 110% (that might be hyperbole) effective. 🍸🥂🍾🍻🍷🍺Sidenote... do you think it's ironic that there is talk about a vaccine passport... you know...ID to do anything or go anywhere is being bandied about as a population control, but IDs for voting are racist? Or that kids aren't fully in school, but unvaccinated masses are let in at the border and immediately in school facilities while awaiting disposition? Just pondering. Well anyway... that was foolish and as you can see April Fools are plenty. I don't know what made me think of that tomfoolery, but suddenly I feel the need to P! 🤣 So  Happy Easter, avoid guys with 2 P names like Pontius Pilate and I'll leave it with Master P and his words of wisdom about making sure you know what Mr Ice Cream Man is selling...

Before jump in the game let's get one thing understood
If you sellin' that ice cream ya got to make sure it's good

Mr. Ice Cream Man
(Mr. Ice Cream Man)
Mr. Ice Cream Man
(Mr. Ice Cream Man)

Live it Up, It's the Weekend

Remember, since alcohol is low in vitamins and general nutritional value you're going to have to drink a lot to get your RDA Antoinette!

Well boys and girls, 2021 is starting out pretty much the same as the recent past. The Chinese "there's a flu in my soup" Wuhan Wham Bam has decided to take more than the allotted 14 days to flatten and will be with us forever says the CDC (undoubtedly listening to what I said last April)! I guess it's only fitting since last year was the Chinese Year of the (flying) Rat 🦇we follow it up with the Year of the Ox🐂 who stubbornly doesn't want to change (get it? 🤣). Well the Covid now 21 may be stubborn, but I say thanks but no thanks. You Chicoms🇨🇳 can keep your stinking virus. I mean, afterall China you got what you wanted... just ask Hunter! 🤔😉 Also, the Super Bowl weekend is over and just like last week's Groundhog Day, it was deja vu all over again...T Brady won another Super Bowl, ho hum and some might even say Ugg!😉 And like previous years the weekend ended a day too early. It's the SUPER BOWL people! It's like a national church💒 service that everyone attends without Grandma 👵dragging you by your ear👂. On top of that, it's at night and most everyone is indulging heavily in the communion wine 🍷🤕and deserves a day to count their winnings💰 or lament their losses😱. If that doesn't warrant a national holiday, nothing does. Somebody just slide another Executive Order under Biden's nose and tada...a 3 day Super Bowl Weekend. He doesn't even know what he's signing anyway, and one more will only insure his record of executive orders forever. At least this one will be worthwhile. I mean maybe you disagree on the fate of the Keystone Pipeline, afterall, who wants cheap energy cleanly delivered and jobs for many when we can be energy dependent on the stable countries from the Middle East🙈? Besides if you get rid of pipelines it will just mean shipping all that gas from Canada by train and truck which makes interstate driving more fun and adds the equivalent of 650,000 cars which will help COOL the planet🙉! Huh? That's right Al G and the AOC ... according to NASA  the planet warmed a proclaimed catastrophic .5° this past year because... get this... there weren't enough pollutants in the air to block the suns heat🙊!🤔 Seems that because the Wuhan Wham Bam caused the meek to stay home and park their prius permanently, coupled with the fact that the perpetual mask wearers😷 were voluntarily swallowing their own CO² there weren't enough contaniments and Hot Air released into the atmosphere to keep the planet cooled. Yes, you heard that right... if we don't start polluting soon the angry sun🔥 is going to melt the ice caps. Hmm, well like I always say... more sun, more tillable land, more vineyards🍇=more wine! Cheers!🥂Apparently, it's also no fun being the only industrial country to exceed the goals of the Paris Climate Accords even though we don't belong to it... until now that is EO#118+/‐. (Oh Mon Dieu what was that orange guy thinking? ) But I digress...Hey you, psst Weekend at Bernies...or whoever you are behind the curtain pulling the strings... if you want to pretend a little more realistically like you care about the unity of the USA 🇺🇸 then this Executive Order approximately #247 would be a good start. It has to be more effective than every commercial looking like the United Colors of Benetton. All Americans would be thankful for consecutive long weekends. Afterall, it's winter. The weather stinks. And what could be more unifying than a long weekend canoodling with that special someone united as one... you know... horizontal mambo-ing! Cheers!😍 And even better because it's VD weekend💘. However, this is not to be confused with another long The Weeknd🎶! Please make that stop! Save the Canadian entertainment for hockey 🏒 or better yet curling and venues where nobody is there to listen and he's not overwhelmed by the stage. Also, please save the creepy weird jock strap on the face 🥷Army of Darkness for some M. Night Shyamalan horror show☠. We're Americans...we want big and loud and rockin', or beautiful, sexy, hip shaking, garment malfunctioning crooning eye candy! Yeah #metoo

Besides the world is looking Orwellian enough. We're creating a totalitarian culture voluntarily, and suicidally I might add. Big government, big tech and a propagandizing media are all complicit in thought control which I guess is ok if you agree with them, but what happens when you don't? Twitter, Facebook, instagram etc canceling posts, accounts etc that their thought police don't like.  Cancel culture, doxxing, firing, public shaming, physical attacks, physical attack hoaxes, Universities seeking to punish alums who didn't vote the way they thought appropriate, and college students encouraged to report on other students not doing what their told... hmm what does that remind 🤔 you of Adolph? And this is not to mention the Groundhog Day redux of an Impeachment farce. Hey psst...Pelosi, Schiff for brains, et al... he's not even in office! How come unity looks like a purge of half the country? Unity is a hard message to come around to when it ends with an Or Else🪓... just saying! It seems like you're modeling your behavior after China 🇨🇳. Is there some connection I'm not aware of... anyone? Ferris? Hunter? Well at least with a new administration things should be different right? With the success of Operation Warp Speed multiple vaccines have been developed in less than a year when all the TDS naysayers said it would take 3. Of course the news was delayed until after the election but that's another matter. The important thing is now with the vaccines💉 available, and a new admin with a real plan for dissemination 1 million people a day should be vaccinated easily topping the previous administration who were only able to vaccinate 1 million per day. 🤔 Oh! Well at least there will be a change in ending white privilege and ensuring black lives matter with the replacing of that last old white guy President with someone new and fresh as a pair Kanye's sneakers... You know an older, half gone white guy with an active sniffer👃and over 47 years of political experience in which he accomplished🤔... well I'm sure they're must have been something. Anyway, this time will be different and the first order of business after the purge and the Trumped up Impeachment unifying events will be to rid ourselves of the systemic racism that permeates the red state portion of our country... you know... places like Kansas where all those racist regular white folk do nothing but impact black lives and people of color in far off blue states and cities. It's so bad that they get people of color to kill other people of color in places like Blue Chicago where they set records this year of 750 murders. But this will stop✋ as soon as the new policy goes into effect of ending the systemically racist use of Acronyms by the government. Just ask the San Fran school district who first pointed this out if you don't believe me. Acronyms discriminate against minorities and have been WASPs way of keeping the colored folk living in Chicago, Bmore, Philly,  Atlanta, San Fran etc during the last several decades because...IDK... they don't know their PIN, or even where an ATM was to get money to leave their racist environment ASAP? Or they couldn't SCUBA? Their RADAR was kaput? And has anybody considered what are they going to call their Frontline soldiers BLM and ANTIFA if this happens. Maybe it's just me, but I think if we keep heading down this path we're FUBAR. Look I get it... there's a group of wannabe victims out there who make a living of perpetuating the victimhood of the oppressed, repressed, compressed, suppressed, depressed, and full court pressed but I say to you don't be a victim... be an individual responsible for yourself. Free yourself from the shackles of group think, fake news and false prophets. If you don't like how things are where you live, before blaming some schmuck in far off Kansas, maybe consider who's calling the shots down at Daley plaza for instance, or any other place that makes you feel Blue. Systemic racism is telling you to vote for me every four years and things will change and you believing that. Things have changed alright. Everyone has heard of the St Valentines Day Massacre because back in the day when everyone had legal guns in Chicago a bunch of Italian gangsters killed 7 Irish gangsters. The reason we know about this is that it was a big deal. The murders of 7 people at one time in one of America's great cities was a rarity.  That's a routine Saturday night now and Crickets from the greatest extortionist racket going...BLM...Al Capone would be so proud. Sounds like the definition of insanity... voting the same way and expecting different results. Also seems like a good month to check out the history. Oh well, must be those crazy Jayhawkers fault. Food for thought. And finally, at least a couple things are different right? Remember all those Super Bowl victories previously where Teetotalling T Brady just said thank you, smiled, and went home to his almond milk and domineering wife. Well it seems in sunny Tampa Bay, Tom decided to get Gronked!🍻 In fact he was drunker than a football bat during the Parade. And not to be outdone by the QB  G.O.A.T., the Boss of Rock-n-Roll G.O.A.T. decided to go for a little Motorcycle ride and tequila shot party in his Native State, NJ, where some PoPos 🚔 seemingly wanted to make an example of Bruce because IDK...he wasn't driving a Jeep?  Didn't want a lime? Well whatever the case, what's the world coming to when a Blue guy like the Boss, in a Blue state like NJ, can't get a little respect from the Boys in Blue? Obviously those guys weren't Buford T. Justice. In fact, it sounds like nothing but pure and simple old fashioned communism. I hope nobody felt discriminated against by the use of those acronyms. Well anyway, cheers to you both and here's to living the Glory Days!

...In fact I think I'm going down to the well tonight
And I'm gonna drink till I get my fill🍺
And I hope when I get old I don't sit around thinking about it
But I probably will
Yeah, just sitting back trying to recapture
A little of the glory yeah
Well time slips away and leaves you with nothing, mister, but
Boring stories of

Glory days, well they'll pass you by
Glory days, in the wink of a young girl's eye
Glory days, glory days

Coup D'etat and A Happy Thanksgiving to You

And they ask me why I drink Antoinette, 

Well my fellow Americans, the time has come to embrace gridlock. A stalemate so to speak has taken over and that might be as much as we Americans can hope for at this point. Hopefully along with some peace, quiet and the never ending pour!🍾🍷🍸🍹🍺🍻🥂 It's important to find something to be thankful for this Thanksgiving so let's start with that. That is as long as you did it in groups of 1-6. Sorry Aunt Betty and the others. We can also be thankful that for the 59th uninterrupted time in a row we had a presidential election without incident. Notice I didn't say controversy. And even though there is controversey we haven't ended up this  election cycle with this:

Hmm, I wonder why? 🤔 What we do have and will have despite any outstanding controversies is the peaceful transition or transfer of power. God bless the USA 🇺🇸. What controversy you ask cuz you've been masked and sheltering in a basement? Well we just had an election where the sitting president in one way or the other garnered all the votes for the first time since George Washington. Some 70 million people voted for the truculant child who at least believes in American exceptionalism, doesn't plan to sell out to the virus spreading Chicoms🇨🇳...(you can distinguish them by their constant hacking, 😪😉), the wannabe former Soviets, the insane Iranian mad bombers, crazy Lil NK Kim, or the ignorant, Marxist domestic terrorists like BLM, Antifa, MSM, and Hollyweird. Besides, what's good about no new wars, less bloat, taxes and regulation, lowest unemployment ever for minorities, a Supreme Court that doesn't think the Constitution is unconstitutional, booming stock market, energy independence and leading the world in carbon emissions reduction after pulling out of Paris Accords, peace deals in the Middle East, school choice, higher wages and the exposure of the MSM as not only the propaganda arm of an elitist establishment, but also as no longer the 4th estate... instead they are an undermining 5th column to American values... and you get the point...yada,yada,yada. Well I'll tell you who... it's another some 70 million who voted against the man in orange because "Orange man bad". And I get it... there's probably no one including his most ardent supporters who haven't at least once thought, "man, have a big cup of STFU."🤫 But let's be honest now... nobody outside of his profiteering immediate family actually voted FOR the other guy. The shell of a man who though had accomplished nothing in a half century of "public service" at least used to be able to look the part. Now the only part he can play is a lapdog like an elected version of Charley Mccarthy and unfortunately the ones with their hand ✋ up his cerebellum posterior aren't anywhere near as worthy as Edgar Bergen. We certainly got more opinion than we wanted from 46, but at least he wasn't afraid to interact with the public. Poor 47(?) can only read pre written answers to questions received ahead of time and when the teleprompter goes out...well you know  “We hold these truths to be self-evident, all men and women created by the er, um, uh, you know, you know, the thing.” Unfortunately, the "Lamborghini of Gaffes" (WP) has lost his mind. Oh well. Btw, though the above totals of approximately 140 million votes do not take into account anyone who voted who is not currently alive, I did hear that Pope Francis is looking into the possible canonization of Sleepy Joe Biden for the resurrection of a million or so souls on election day⛪🪦 so there's something else to be thankful for 🙌. Unless of course you are one of those souls that was brought back to 2020 that is. Now I'm not here to spread conspiracy theories about possible voter fraud. I mean who wouldn't believe that "Let's put a lid on my day after my first cup of coffee and dose of Donepezil" was the greatest campaigner ever despite never actually campaigning?🤔 And it's entirely feasible that 10 plus million more people than ever before voted for such a compelling personality who clearly had his wits about him😴. The fact that the computer program used by the Dominion Voting Machine is called Two for Me, One for You is not germane to the situation. What? Now the Germans 🇩🇪 are interfering in our elections? Nein dummkoph, have a beer 🍺 and shh 🤫. Of course you should trust the integrity of the election. I mean what could go wrong with thousands of absentee prefilled/prepaid postage ballots? And just because some precincts had more votes than registered voters doesn't take into account the obvious fact that traditionally every 4 years on the first Tuesday following the first Monday of November hundreds of thousands of Americans decide to move, and being conscientious citizens take time out to register and vote that same day despite so much unpacking to do. The fact that they usually change their mind and move back to Chicago that same day is irrelevant. And don't look for bogeymen where they don't exist. Just because a bulk mail voting drop was 134,000 for one candidate and 0 for the other isn't necessarily long odds. Furthermore, just because the voting issues coincidentally happened in the 5 big cities in the 5 swing states controlled by the Party whose mascot is Eeyore (I know, I see it too... the resemblance is uncanny).

I mean it's perfectly understandable that all of the most populated states can call their election by 7:30 but states with more slot machines than people need a week or two. Or in those certain cities where they need to stop counting the vote (to give their pollsters nap time which is mandate number one from Biden... mandatory masked naptime😷. If only I could sleep like Rumplestiltzken😴) and resume once they know how many votes they need. Hmm. Look there are coincidences and anomalies in all elections, but there are 2 things to remember: 1) as Uncle Joe Stalin said, "I regard it as completely unimportant who...will vote and how, but it is extremely important who will count the votes and how." And 2)

Nevermind that 30% of blue voters think it likely the election was stolen... they obviously can't be trusted anyway. The point of all this is that unless you can find the smoking gun which does not include sworn affidavits from hundreds of witnesses including those who weren't allowed to witness... this is going to be a fait accompli. In their 3rd and final attempt, those big, brave, strong 💪 looking men who verifiably vowed to take down Trump by hook or crook and weren't able to succeed during his administration look like they are going to at least keep him from having a second consecutive term of success.  You know the men I'm talking about... Comey, Mueller, Lisa Strozk, her boyfriend what's his name, Nadler, Schumer, Pelosi, HRC, Schiff for brains etc. Of course we shouldn't be worried about an overt coup attempt from the bogus Russia Hoax derived from a fictitious document and pursued by a deep state of unhappy 5th column elitist which they kept up for 3 years cuz how else could #ImWithHered have lost when the pollsters had her in a landslide? What? They messed up again, hmm. 🤔 And when that unraveled they got the bright idea to try to impeach Orange Man for the crimes of Quid Pro Quo Joe. Now of course, I'm a capitalist and a firm believer in making money and helping out your kids, buuutttt... well you see what I mean. Well being 0-2 and with 3 plus years to come up with another plan they opted on the dazzling white toothed puppet... nothing to see here. At least HRC could talk... it wouldn't be truthful🤥 but it was coherent. Have you ever stopped to think how hard it is to renew your driver's license...the effort in time, documentation and verification? But you can mail in your vote, or perhaps have your vote mailed in for you possibly even without you knowing... no verification! Is driving more important than voting?  I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that's probably not a good idea. Your vote only matters if it matters to you to actually go vote. And when you open Pandora's box 📦, it can just as likely work against you... just ask Harry Reid? If you ever went anywhere out of the house during this Wuhan Wham Bam then you can go to the polling booth. If you're ok with a dubious process just because it worked in your favor is the same as being ok with an umpire making a bad call just because it benefits you. Eventually it will go against you. What you should want is the right call to preserve the integrity of the institution. But all this aside, I wake up every day thankful to be an American, and doubtful as I am of the abilities and direction of the incoming administration I wish nothing but continued success... probably much like most Americans. I guess I can also be thankful Trump didn't win because our cities would still be burning this Thanksgiving. We can also be thankful that miraculously 3 potential covid vaccines were discovered just days after the election. That's probably just coincidence right? No way they knew that the week before right? Nah, that's just conspiratorial nonsense. 🤥 Remember America, it's the individual that matters. If history has shown us nothing else it's shown us the Monolith of big government, concentration of power, and elitist control over power and propaganda don't lead to a happy ending. And back me up on this guys, who doesn't like a happy ending? 😜 Well time to get in the holiday spirit so like Todd Snider suggested  it's time to go on a Beer Run....

Be -double E double are you-N-beer run
Be -double E double are you-N-beer run
All we need is a ten and five-er,
Car and key and a sober driver,
Be -double E double are you-N-beer run

What's Up With That?

Have you ever wondered why companies brag about making plants taste like meat when cows have been doing that forever, Antoinette? 

I'm officially back from vacay and have had time to ponder a few anomalies in today's world. Some are rather confusing which is the reason God invented the greatest defogger, vaccinator and cure all ever... booze. Otherwise known as the Chuck Norris of lucidity and Chinese Flu vaccinations. Cheers!🍹🍺🍸🍷🍾🍻🥂

Ok, let's dive right in...

What's up with great headlines like, "Joe Biden taps Kamala Harris..."📰😜 to be his VP candidate? See you thought I was talking about sloppy seconds to Great Great Uncle Little Willy Brown. At least the age gap is 10 years closer with Joe "I'm in another Dementia" Biden👨‍🚀. But hey, I'm all in favor of advantageous sleeping positions. 🛏

What's up with the Washington Redskins continuing their policy of not allowing fans in the stands for about the 20th year in a row? Oh this time it's because of the Chinaman Kung Flu? Excuse me what, I'm not supposed to say Redskins? What's up with that... how am I supposed to make potato salad now? Nor Chinaman either? "The Chinaman is not the issue here dude... also dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature." Not to worry dudes, I'm not talking about the guys who built the f'ing railroads, I'm talking about the ChiComs🇨🇳. The bat-eaters🦇 who have peed on our economy, our sports seasons and have insulted our towns, our sons and our authority and that's nothing but pure and simple old fashioned communism. 

What's up with Black Lives Inc #BLM extorting millions for a few while destroying black neighborhoods, businesses,  social services, etc? I mean I understand systemic racism is bad and all but then how else would Obama have gotten into college, Jemele Hill ever gotten a job, and ColKap get so many 0's in his bank account? Hmm, guess I'm too privileged to get it. 🤷‍♂️

What's up with the Democratic convention being hosted by Hollyweirders like it was the academy awards? What's the category... comedy/ horror/ foreign films with subtitles for Joe? Unfortunately, viewership was the same as the show. At least they nominated somebody fresh after all the failed policies of the last half century. Somebody who will finally fix it if elected. Wait, what? Uncle Joe (to be confused with Stalin) has been a main architect of that policy for the last 47 years? Hmm well too quote Walter Sobchak..."I did not know that." Well at least he can turn to Nancy "Pickled" Pelosi for fresh ideas. 😅🤣😂 Remember Tyrion there's always the exception to the rule about wine and knowledge. 🥂 BTW, what could possibly be the reasoning why Pelosi, #ImWithHered and the DNC are recommending for Biden not to debate, not to leave the basement and if he loses never concede the election? I guess they think they've got a lock on the outcome against the orange haired former game show host. Otherwise they may go Postal!📮 Then we definitely will know What Happened!🤣

What's up with you can sit down in a bar/restaurant without a mask, torch mainstreet USA 🇺🇸, shoot cops and innocent property owners without social distancing and not spread or contract the Wuhan Wham Bam, but if you stand up in said bar/restaurant without mask, or social distance in a church or gathering not condoned by the "other guy" 🙈🙉🙊😉 you're spreading it faster than a California wildfire. I guess the message is don't be a political science denier. 

What's up with the three straight months of peaceful protests in Portland and other cities with extensive basement housing? It's amazing how well lit these night time kumbaya events are from the burning building and automobile bonfires, not to mention all the free swag they're giving away from the local department stores, grocery stores, banks, jewelry stores etc... all you have to do is walk right in and take what you want. Unfortunately, with Chinese Flu protocols there is no delivery option. But what an amazing open door policy. Also, feel free to come with any opinion, and say anything you want because this isn't a fascist country and the anti-fascists, better know as the #antifa benign brotherhood is there to ensure your safety and freedom of expression. Who needs police 🚔? By the way, word on the street is don't bring a skate board to a gun fight. Just saying.

And finally, What's up with vacation showing as 10 days on the calendar but seemingly lasting 10 minutes? Had a couple drinks🍻, made a few pars🏌️‍♂️, shredded a couple waves🏄‍♂️ and the next thing I know it's Monday morning and back at it. Something needs to be done about that and actually that's the vaccine the world needs to be working on. 👨‍⚕️

Remember America, no matter what travails you are feeling presently the great thing about this country for everyone is that the circumstances of your birth don't have to dictate the rest of your life. Rise above. Anyhow, if you're confused, afraid, PO'd, or just thirsty bring something to drink🍺 and you can come join my boy Paul Simon, Me and Julio down by the Schoolyard... but not Rosie😉

Well I'm on my way
I don't know where I'm going
I'm on my way
I'm taking my time
But I don't know where
Goodbye to Rosie, the queen of Corona

Seein' me and Julio
Down by the schoolyard
Seein' me and Julio
Down by the schoolyard