Looney Toons

I don't always read and watch systemically racist/ sexist harmless children's books and cartoons, but when I do I like to call it infrastructure Antoinette.

Well boys and girls (don't get triggered you undecided science deniers)  we've now become fully ensconced in a cartoonish new age which would be nice if the cartoons looked like Jessica Rabbit and you were able to use your best Pepè Le Pew lines to woo that wascally wabbit, but these days that's simply just taboo. 

Mind you it's not the possibility of cartoons cavorting with each other or cartoon violence, because afterall there's literally millions of sites dedicated to cartoon sex, anime porn, regular porn, cartoon violence, real violence, racial violence and sex acts that are broadcast live, etc, etc... but none of these threaten our existence apparently and are protected 1st amendment speech. However, the most wokest of us have figured out that the Rubicon for allowable sexism, racism and violence... the point where it begins to negatively affect behavior, cause mass shootings, entice would be Lotharios to better their odds by spiking drinks, and systemically hold back people of color is in the old Looney Toon reels and the pages of America's most famous Doctor of Iambic Pentameter. Unfortunately, and apparently to those better able to ferret out the triggers that us unwoke, possibly white privileged non victimized sorts can't, Theodor Seuss Geisel's words were at times racist according to modern Wokesters and have done more to hold back people of color than all the rap songs of n-words and ho's, whiggers and bimbos. So the woke Nazis of the party in blue have decided to do a little book burning and film flaming🔥. Be gone Pepè, Elmer Fudd, and Yosemite Sam I Am... the Grinch is in town!  But if it weren't for hypocrisy in of all its many forms, how would the woke bureaucracy find ways to show off their scorn! The irony is rich... the hypocrisy is poor.

Wait, there's more. In this world where right is right and left is gone the state of Georgia has decided to ensure voter integrity by requiring legal voters to show ID when voting. Whawhat? Now obviously this kind of over reaching act of democracy would be triggering... if you were a total moron (or realize that this kind of behavior might cost you 15 million harvested votes). The hypocrisy here is that every other country in the world that votes democratically already has this requirement as well as, get this...psst, including the bluest of blue states in the USA but they don't have to worry about voter integrity because they're already in the bag🤫. Now I know I'm missing the point that this is just another example of systemic racism like acronyms, and The Cat in the Hat because people of color have no ability, or the wherewithal to get IDs and that's just another example of the oppressed, repressed, compressed, full court pressed world these victims live in and without the help of the plantation masters they wouldn't know what to do. Nothing like further victimizing the victim with the added onus of incompetency. The fact that you literally need an ID for basically everything else you do in life including getting an ID would be presumptuous to assume these too busy people could handle that basic necessity of everyday life for everybody. Ironically, these same woke advocates are on record as being in favor of vaccination IDs...yup, too rich in irony to not be funny. I wonder where they would come down if a compromise was to pick one or the other? 🤔 And because these are the Looney times we live in, the threat of consumer backlash and potential violence from #BlackLootersMatter, savvy shoppers😉, and other mostly peaceful protesters who caused $2 billion in insurance claims🤥  the cowardly and pandering organizations are signaling their wokeness by punishing... get this... the perceived victims. After Atlanta based Coca-Cola and Delta Airlines🏳 acquiesced to the mob threat, MLB⚾️ decided to move this year's Allstar game from a majority black city with a huge number of black owned businesses, employing huge amounts of people of color who make their living in the seasonal tourism, hospitality and service industries to a majority white city because somebody said something was racist even though it is exactly the same requirement in other woke blue states... Oh yeah, and all the while hypocritically still doing business with the home of the Wuhan Wham Bam and genocidal Chicoms☠, terrorist financing Iran🥷, and yadda, yadda, yadda. Hey we're talking about voting not serious stuff like where and by who Nike sneakers are made. Hey LeBron⛹🏿‍♂️, how are things for the Uighers these days in Nike making, NBA supporting China🇨🇳? $$$

Now hang on to your hat there's more hypocrisy in store. One of the founding Marxist grifters of #BlackLootersMatter, Patrisse Khan-Cullors (I love homonym puns)  added 5 new homes to her real estate holdings including 3 in LaLa land highlighted by a 1.4 million dollar house🏰 in a gated 99% white community next to Malibu... you don't expect her to work for free do you? It's hard work extorting corporate patsies and pretending the $90 mil was going to something charitable. No word yet on the Bahamian property🏝 she's eyeing next to Tiger🏌🏿 and the Beibs🕺. The irony doesn't stop there... the corporate techies who have so wokely donated to her personal cause have banned links to the article exposing this grift even though property sales are public record.  Maybe the people at woke Webster will add a new word to the dictionary... the big Khan to go along with redefining words like infrastructure... thanks Pete Butthead (sp?) Speaking of which,  I need something to rinse the irony out of my mouth. Barkeep...beer me. 

Yum, I needed that!🍺 Where was I, oh yeah hypocrisy... let's get scientific. You know that great hipster clapback that if you aren't masked up you're denying science. If you don't socially distance you're denying science. If you don't get the vaccine you're denying science. If you don't get vaccinated and wear 2 masks and still socially distance you're denying science.  Wait, what? Masks and socially distancing work until vaccine comes. Vaccine works so trust your doctors cuz you aren't a human guinea pig. Then follow science bureaucrat coverboy #Faux-ci (see what I did there, 😉) and get vaccinated and wear 2 masks and still socially distance. Someone, remind me which one is the science please? Enough already... I'll get a vaccine when they get rid of masks that don't work.

Speaking of science denying, remember when the big gender reveal was when future parents made up an excuse to have a party when they still had time and money before the kids came along. They had just gotten their sonogram (proving life in the womb, but I'll save that tidbit) and could tell scientifically that their soon to be born child would be a boy or a girl... you know... the only 2 scientific possibilities. Well that was then, now science focused Wokesters, excuse me...I mean social science focused Wokesters are having gender reveal parties🧚‍♂️ when the child is several years out of the womb. 😱 And this is not considered child abuse? Yikes. Somebody wants a gender fluid world where the best girls are boys, that's ironic? I guess this is just another example that science is absolute until it's evolving. Masks don't work. Masks work. 2 masks work better which means 1 mask doesn't work... hmm, at least they've cured the flu. Time for a vaccine booster! 🍸

But wait, there's more. If you pay attention now I'll show you the hypocrisy of gun violence which only includes mass shooting...the 19,950 other murders primarily in blue, black and "colored" urban areas don't count unless we can vaguely use mass drive-bys to inflate agenda making points. The 50 or so others who are tragically the victims in heinous mass shootings or terroristic attacks only get talked about if they fit the prescribed parameters of who the perpetrators have to be... guess who? Does anyone think it odd that the Massage Parlor Atlanta shooting disappeared from the headlines when it became about a crazy person with a sex obsession, not #Asianhate? And if you shined the light on that the focus would go to massage parlors and their connection to illegal sex slavery rings from Asia. Not having it. And then the Colorado shooting immediately disappeared when it turned out he was a crazy Muslim on the terrorist watch list? Or the guy who crashed into cops outside the Capitol was a nut bag Louis Freakakhan (there's that word again) disciple. Did anybody even know that an ex-NFL player killed 6 people including a beloved doctor grandfather, grandmother and grandchildren in South Carolina last week? All horrible and tragic incidents but they don't fit the agenda so they can't be propagandized by the self admitted lying press headlined by #cnnsucks. Fake news is legitimate if it advances the cause... what cause you may ask? The one against personal freedom, individual rights and anything that lessens the control of the powers that be or wanna be. We now know beyond a doubt that the MSM are sycophants and in cahoots with big tech who does its best to silence any opposition speech. We are living in a dystopian, Orwellian world where you can't say what big bro doesn't want you to say publicly nor can you have access to read it. Words take on the meaning of whatever absurdity they think they can get you to swallow, and gaslighting is politics 101. Orwell, Stalin, Mao, Big Tech, the press and other totalitarian entities know that if you own the language you own the argument.  The 4th estate is hell bent on panic porn...and there is no room for successes that run counter to the doublespeak like the absence of a 4th wave so far, or that there is no danger in airline travel, and Texas being fully open including full capacity games while the rate of infection keeps halving so the need to generate fear to keep control is more rampant than ever. Hence, we need vaccine passports... it's all about control.

And speaking of the Press, does anybody remember the Border situation under the last Prez? You know Orange Man Bad. Where children were separated from their parents and living in cages and crates. Hmm, well now that the crisis is conservatively believed to be 7 times as bad, you no longer hear those words. What's happened? Did those boxes become luxury boxes? Hmm, well not to worry, no doubt Kamalalala Dingdong has a plan... it's called, "Press don't report negative things about the border." To which they answer, "sure". And speaking of Orange Man Bad, you know the guy banned for life from Twitter, Facebook etc... in fact you can't even link to his interviews post presidency, but you can access Mein Kampf, Mao's little red book, Stalin, Marx, Lenin, Che, Manson and others whose contributions to the world directly led to the deaths of a couple hundred million victims. Hmm... well the Donald supposedly spawned a riot that all Americans deplore by his choice of words so let's examine the following 2 quotes:

1) "I know that everyone here will soon be marching over to the Capitol building to peacefully and patriotically make your voices heard. We’re going to walk down to the Capitol, and we’re going to cheer on our brave senators, and congressmen and women. We’re probably not going to be cheering so much for some of them because you’ll never take back our country with weakness. You have to show strength, and you have to be strong.”

2) "We've got to stay on the street, and we've got to get more active. We've got to get more confrontational. We've got to make sure that they know that we mean business."

I guess you're right. That second one certainly sounds like a public official promoting violence. Wait what? Only the first one is #45. The second one is Maxine "Let me Muddy the" Waters instigating the mobs if the Floyd trial ends in acquittal or even a manslaughter charge. Of course this kind of jury intimidation, and incitement of Foot Locker shoppers is bad right? It could even lead to a successful appeal according to the judge at the trial. Oh well, we all know that Mad Maxi Waters is about as useless as the G in Lasagna so I'm sure no one was listening which might be the reason she keeps getting reelected in L.A.

Well Uncle Sam I Am this is America, and while there are those who have seemingly taken the hypocritic oath, I'm here to say not to worry... the voice of common sense will win out and we got this, “With our head full of brains and our shoes full of feet, we're too smart to go down any not-so-good street.” Time to right the wrongs, and heed the Heart and only go Crazy on you... when it's your chosen counterpart. 

If we still have time, we might still get by
Every time I think about it, I wanna cry
With bombs and the Devil, and the kids keep comin'
No way to breathe easy, no time to be young

But I tell myself that I was doin' all right
There's nothin' left to do at night
But go crazy on you
Crazy on you
Let me go crazy, crazy on you, oh...

Wild man's world is cryin' in pain
What you gonna do when everybody's insane?
So afraid of one who's so afraid of you
What you gonna do?

Ooh, crazy on you
Crazy on you
Let me go crazy, crazy on you

 

April Fool's Day is Definitely April Fools' Day

Punctuation can be a life or death matter Antoinette and that's no fooling!

Now lest you pessimistic types think that's hyperbole, let me punctuate my point by punctiliously pointing out possible areas of darkness, penumbras if you will, where the paucity of clarity may turn your mental perambulations into a pirate's plea to walk the plank. Phew! I think you know where I'm going with this polemic. In the present state of pandemic politics perhaps precipitated by people eating pangolins (psst, not "people eating pangolins"... those would be scary🤔😉) in the People's Republic🇨🇳, we find ourselves drifting apart like the Pangea of past. Perhaps it's the paedarchy we find ourselves living in currently headed by a pachyglossal president propped up by puppeteers and his prurient playmate... the laughing hyena Kamalalala Dingdong.  But these are perilous times and we need the best and brightest inside the beltway. Instead, now with one slip of 15 million harvested votes we see this sign when we cross Memorial Bridge...

The short bus should never be for the leader of the free world. No disrespect intended, but if you want to elect someone who if they were your grandpa you wouldn't leave in charge of your little kids, or you would tell your older kids to look after grandpa when you went out, and you certainly world never let them drive themselves it's probably a good idea not to leave them in charge of the button! Dementia is serious and sad, but a fawning press pretending what's obvious isn't, like the pages of an Orwellian paperback and praises the press conference that wasn't proves how perilous is our present condition. If you can't get through a prescripted presser, with pre-written answers on a prompter where you never have to be impromptu and you can't get through questions as hard as "do you think the border is being flooded because people think you're a decent guy"...then we're in for a long down hill ride.  Where are all the photos (silent p) of the border crises now, btw? One that is, by last estimate 7 times as bad as during the previous president. I know orange man bad, but...🤷‍♂️just saying. I'm sure K Dingdong, the #AOC and the rest will fix that asap. Between the press and the politicians it's kind of hard to discern who is the bigger clown show🤡... at least one guy has a medical excuse for his Dementia. 

Unfortunately, there are other reasons that punctuate why these are dangerous times including the perils of politicians who think the Constitution is unConstitutional📜. Por ejemplo, ponder the following sign, 

I'm sure we all can agree that hunting pedestrians out of season and without license to do so on our public trails should be frowned upon. Just as should be exploiting cherry picked tragedies to advance unconstitutional goals #secondamendment while ignoring #terrorism; fomenting racial divides prematurely #asianhate when the more serious issue of #Asiansexslaves looms large, and ignoring the nearly 20,000 murders in 2020 (increase of 5000) which largely occurred in Black/Blue cities, in blue states, with hard-core gun laws and race baiting politicians, but without support for the boys in Blue. Seems to this pair of eyes that the Party in Blue representing people of color is like having Plantation owners representing slaves. What do you think of that #BLM? Hmm, maybe that's just my #whiteprivilege showing through. 

Another big problem is what and who to believe these days. We can't help but be pessimistic since, seek as we might, no palladian sage has emerged, and the majority of the Press has become little more than the sychophantic propaganda arm of a certain party, are as believable as Pinocchio 🤥 and as competent in the English language as, idk, Ozzy Osbourne! Take for instance..

Now, I don't want to say pooh pooh to pooches and shared gene pools without ever partaking, and maybe with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti🍷 I'd be more open minded. I mean afterall, she's in the prime of her life and could probably make another family. Not to mention there are always pets to be rescued, or would that be recipe'd? 🤔 But the point is I think we as a nation need to pay more attention to the phony (silent P) pabulum pushed on our palate by pretenders and prevaricators pushing an agenda of dependent paternalism. And we certainly don't need to eat our own. We aren't guppies🐠! We are adults if we are over 18 and not basement dwelling (unless of course it's a mancave with stocked bar... speaking of which, 🍸...perfect)... where was I? Oh yes... basement dwelling pantophobists afraid of our own shadow and a maskless world😰. Unfortunately, paranoia is now so prevalent in our society that people are willing to lap up any humbug thrown their way even when science (sorry but you will really have to dig to find real, hard peer reviewed science) tells you that you're living in la la land if you think the masks people wear daily is stopping the Wuhan Wham Bam. If so then you are a science denier, but a political science affirmer. While it might minimally reduce the rate of spread, the only option to stop it is social isolation (unworkable long term), vaccinations and herd immunity. If it was working they wouldn't tell you to wear 2. The way people wear masks to prevent the Chinese Kung Flu is like wearing nylons as a condom... in other Communist words, it's just like playing Russian roulette. Oops, preggers 🤰again. Don't worry, the next generation name has already been picked... the coronials🤣. The science that is real is that with vaccines and the amount of people already infected we will have herd immunity by the end of April. No fooling according to the head of Johns Hopkins head of virology. The paranoid panic peddlers are losing their control over the competent masses and self admitted manipulator Fauci is personally pouting that his cover boy days are passing away and after he was embarrassed by Sen/Dr. Rand Paul in senate hearings petulantly pouted that his claims weren't just theater and even doubled down that people should still wear 2 masks after vaccinating despite what ALL SCIENTIFIC STUDIES SAY! Time to get all the kids in school (American Pediatrics), because they don't get it, or spread it. Get people back to work normally (because as Pfizer silent P said) they are bulletproof with vaccines and not one scientific study suggests people will get reinfected or spread after vaccines, and always be mindful if you're at risk. I would also add that through independent study I can confirm my vaccination regimen requires semi daily boosters💉... but is 110% (that might be hyperbole) effective. 🍸🥂🍾🍻🍷🍺Sidenote... do you think it's ironic that there is talk about a vaccine passport... you know...ID to do anything or go anywhere is being bandied about as a population control, but IDs for voting are racist? Or that kids aren't fully in school, but unvaccinated masses are let in at the border and immediately in school facilities while awaiting disposition? Just pondering. Well anyway... that was foolish and as you can see April Fools are plenty. I don't know what made me think of that tomfoolery, but suddenly I feel the need to P! 🤣 So  Happy Easter, avoid guys with 2 P names like Pontius Pilate and I'll leave it with Master P and his words of wisdom about making sure you know what Mr Ice Cream Man is selling...

Before jump in the game let's get one thing understood
If you sellin' that ice cream ya got to make sure it's good

Mr. Ice Cream Man
(Mr. Ice Cream Man)
Mr. Ice Cream Man
(Mr. Ice Cream Man)