Wine is the Missing Ingredient!: July 2020

Remember cancel culturalists... judging people for judging is judging and that's wrong... right Antoinette?

Well America it's Bastille Day in Frog Land 🐸 🇫🇷 and since they lent a hand ✋ in MAGO (Making America Great Originally) 🇺🇲 I figure we ought to help them celebrate their special day. Chin chin 🥂!

Of course any excuse to celebrate these days is welcome and if 2020 has proved nothing else it's certainly proved there are plenty of reasons to drink and most aren't celebratory unless of course you're one of those worthless human beings sometimes referred to as WPOS💩 who enjoy not working, "free money," and basement living with the occasional sometimes masked/ often unmasked and paid exception of a foray into the light to protest the latest manufactured grievance, beat up some defenseless people with a differing opinion as a Mob (never alone), and tear down place names and harmless statues of people that the day before you Googled it you'd never heard of but somehow have been oppressing, repressing, compressing, suppressing, depressing and full court pressing your sensitivities. Phew, I'm parched. 🍺 And it's the brave mob you are...but don't worry... apparently manipulated faux protesters are already vaccinated against the Chinese chop fluey!🤒 Of course if you take a look back at the events that soon followed the largely symbolic storming of the Bastille you might see a couple of parallels. Remember, it wasn't long before a seemingly worthwhile event (correcting an injustice like the then empty prison or say a guy named Floyd) devolved into the Reign of Terror! So instead of drinking up all the wine in France to celebrate their new Republic,

certain middle class groups like the Montagnards (who dominated the Jacobin Society) attacked anyone and everyone they saw as a threat or wanted to exact revenge... of course the old way of "canceling" was the Guillotine🪓. (Lesson to all...Remember boys and girls things like capital punishment, "whichever" life matters, #metoo or even #methree [it's France 🇫🇷... home of the menage a trois🙈🙉🙊] only matter when they matter, otherwise they don't matter...comprendre?) Continuing, these Montagnards decided that what was good for Paris was what was good for France...(you know the same way the fetid metropolises of NYC, Chicago, Seattle, San Fran and LA view the flyover states...oh mon dieu) Utilizing the Committee of Public Safety to enforce their dictatorial edicts they denounced, imprisoned, silenced by threat and executed any person or entity that they didn't like or had stepped out of line, didn't speak the "lingo" or dared have an independent thought... afterall, the select few knew best right? And they did so just like they would 175 years later in Orwell's dystopian, totalitarian world of Oceania with the thought police who persecuted all individuality and independent thinking, utilized brain washing, peer pressure, and the RETARDED DOUBLETHINK... to make you toe the line by accepting as true what you know to be false. Remind you of something? Anyone, anyone, Ferris, anyone? You know claim to be against what you really are...antifa.🤔 Actually, I'm a little perplexed on their agenda. I mean who can be anti Fa's and travel? Next thing you know they'll be against needle pulling threads and female deers.😜 In real life of course these attempts of government control starting in 1917 have led to the direct deaths of over a hundred million people, while the imperfect yet great USA 🇺🇸 has easily saved that many. Cheers 'Merica!🍻 But of course people like easy as #AOC and you're making me ill #IlhanOmar think, "but it will be different this time." I think I need a double barkeep! 🍸🍸At least in America we do it differently... right? 🤔 I mean even our Marxists are capitalists. Someone gets up on their soapbox after you pay a bunch of antifa sorts to spread mayhem that would make AllState proud... and demand total capitulation from everyone... or they'll be canceled and in the words of BLM Marxist leader Hawk Newsome, "if you don't change the system, we'll burn🔥 it down," so they start sending them money... tens of millions of dollars 💵 ... to go to...?🤔 Hmm, I'd like to see their house and car now. 🏰🏎. Just ask "I'm on my Knees" ColKap how many zeroes are in his bank account... and he didn't even need a Super Bowl win to get to Disney. I guess sometimes being oppressed pays off💰💰💰... at least in America. Now of course I never understood exactly what all the controversy was about with BLM either. I mean I always thought of them as kind of an innocuous federal agency. I guess Land management people have been put upon without me being aware. It must be systemic! You know under the surface... where either you just blindly agree, or if you don't you just don't get it and must be stupid. Ah! This of course shouldn't be confused with other systemic issues like racism in our institutions which are obvious... you know quotas in hiring and school admissions, minority business loans, affirmative action, and the NBA etc. Of course I jest ... with the NBA that is... that is how it ought to be at least regarding the players who make the team... pick the best ones... cuz we want to win right. You know the American dream where the circumstances of your birth don't dictate the rest of your life. Most everyone who has come to these shores has overcome. If a statue, or a name, or being called a name is what's holding you back you're a hopeless failure and I'd like you to please move to some communist country where you'll never have to think for yourself. And if you feel oppressed for whatever real or imagined reason then drink a big glass of your favorite courage and assert your individuality. If you don't like where you are... move. Try again. And if you want to make the world🌎 a better place focus on the here and now and the future and stop with the phony erasing the past of which most know nothing. That's a rabbit hole without end. Don't be Isis. All that you'll have left are statues of snowflakes and schools named P.S. 1, etc. Humans are human and products of their time. You have to take the good with the bad. I want the pyramids to stay even though they were built by slaves. I'm not in favor of any backlash against the Sioux even though they terrorized the other native Americans on the northern plains. I don't think everything referencing MLK or JFK should be whitewashed (oops) just because they abetted a rape or demeaned women. No reason to raze the slave castles of Ghana that were actually built before Columbus either. I've yet to see anyone worship at a statue🗽 and if you tear them all down what are the ornithologists gonna say about the loss of pigeon habitat? Have you thought of that? I thought not🕊. Time to get back to what Americans do best... drink 🍷 and get along. Vote when it's time... either for the tweeting orange guy, or the silver 44 year now very rich somehow career politician who's gonna be the breath of change. I guess he will be different since he puts the "dem" in dementia. Either way we're gonna be alright... we'll leave the alwrong to the ChiComs. Not even their exported Wuhan wham bam will keep us down. It just takes a little Courage and Conviction on our part.

The only Chink in our armor will come from within... so time to hoist our glasses and cheer...E Pluribus Unum... the one and only National Anthem. Now I think it's time to follow the advice of my friend Ray Wylie Hubbard and Drink till I see Double...

I can see you are a woman of taste

By your Reba McEntire tattoo

And I love the way you wear your hair

You're as hot as a Cutlass 442

You impressed me when you went to the jukebox

And played "A Boy Named Sue"

And you're drinking like a sailor on leave

You're a cowboy's dream come true

I'm gonna drink 'til I see double

And take one of you home

You look like my kinda trouble

And I don't wanna drink alone