No Place Like Home

Remember to take life with a grain of salt... wedge of lime and shot of tequila Antoinette. 

There are a lot of surveys out there these days boys and girls. Surveys that purport to tell you political opinion, consumer preferences, dating habits, customer satisfaction, taste great/less filling, the greatest this and the greatest that. Of course you should take all surveys with a grain of salt and I would suggest adding the tequila, and why not... throw in the lime! That's because tequila is a good metaphor. Some people drink the liquor of the blue agave plant because they are happy and agree with things and want to celebrate, others drink tequila and get fighting mad because what you just said was just a bunch of TC! (Toro Caca, 🐃💩) The problem with surveys are they are usually oriented to a desired outcome by how the questions are phrased, where they are placed and the intended audience🐑. For instance a recent survey decided to research which movie is the most influential based on the number of references to or in other movies🎬. Sounds pretty scientific though of course movies are made by a small number of people of a similar artistic ilk (hollyweirders) so you can imagine that they reference similar cinematic influences. The number one influential movie under this scoring was The Wizard of Oz!👠🌪 Now I'm ok with that because there are some good quotable lines in there and cultural influencers. "... we're not in Kansas anymore🌈," "I'll get you my pretty," and "there's no place like home🏡" to name a few. Of course seeing how the movie is based on a book that was an allegory for the 1896 Presidential race in which there was a great political divide you can also see how it would retain its resonance and has direct parallels to modern people, events and issues though what seems obvious might not actually be the case. For instance the Scarecrow, "If I only had a brain🧠," might have you immediately thinking the #AOC or any other member of the fraud squad🤡, but was actually representative of the agriculture side of the Populist party👨‍🌾. A kind of third party that was made up of disenfranchised plain folk... farmers, labor, etc who were smart in a non academic way, just ignored... kind of like "deplorables." And when Dorothy asks him how he can talk if he doesn't have a brain, he replies, "I don't know, but some people without brains do an awful lot of talking don't they?"🗣 And this was way before the recent Presidential candidate debate where nobody #feltthebern, nor were pierced by a Warren arrow of contrived wampum🙉. Of course this doesn't even consider the number of elitist🤫, educated way beyond their intelligence, who believe only they can guide the sheep and will do so for their own good while they shear them of all individuality and pontificating behind their ivory towers and gated communities. Then you had the Tin Man who repped the industrial worker👨‍🔧... the heartless dehumanized victim of the mechanical age🤖. Like now when Big Brother has taken over, faux rage over contrived grievances and where the heart❤ is a publicity ad for sympathetic "wokeness" and merely a representation of how many insincere "likes" you get on your photoshopped image or repost in a quest to artificially best your multitude of "genuine friends" on social media. 🤳 Do you think you can consider someone's number of likes as cyberbullying if you have less likes for your posting? 🤔 I think I need a safe space for a moment. Ok, back now...I found it, 🍷. Where was I...oh yeah, the Cowardly Lion🦁. Of course the cowardly lion reps those who "once had courage but it's now vanished" crowd. Think about the Greatest Generation whose courage was in spite of their fear🤨, compared to today's lack of courage safe space needing generation😰🤒😷🤕🤮 seen most evidently by the multitudes afraid of words📚, statues🗿, place names and the insidious nature of institutionalized equality of opportunity instead of the equality of outcome the fearful seek. "Why you're nothing but a great big coward." So to seek a solution for the lack of brains, heart and courage,  Dorothy takes her friends down the yellow brick road of gold💰 to where all the money leads... the Emerald City, or as it is often referred to today... the swamp🐍. But of course what they realize is the swamp can't give them anything... it's an artifice. They already had what they sought, they just forgot how to use it and ceded their authority and their money💵 over to those who would have them believe they held all the solutions. How did this happen? Well the Wicked Witch drugged them with the poppies💉💊🌼 of big government... created crises and instability so the munchkins would give up their control by seeking a solution for all and with the promise of the end of the rainbow...but ending up with nothing cuz you can't reach that pot of gold. Instead we are left with false promises🦄, new faux bogeymen and self imposed crises... debt, urban decay, cultural breakdown, reality tv, illegal immigration👨‍🚀, confused genders🧚‍♂️, Top Gun remakes✈, video game millionaires, The View, global warming then cooling, violent statues🗿, the man bun🙈,and according to #AOC worst of all... those freezing cold ICE Detention Centers in front of 7/11 and gas stations everywhere. 🙊  Remember when Charm City🤝 was charming... or the City of Brotherly Love✌ was loving... or the windy city was🌬... well I guess it still is cuz the same politicians are still there but the others no! And yet the people accept it by swallowing the bilge and drinking the tainted water from the faucet🚱. Sheep! But not to worry America, because I can get you to that metaphorical pot of gold💰 at the end of the rainbow. So wake up..."you were having a nachtmare." We've created our own bogeymen, but it's time to stop the Nightmare on Elm Street🧟‍♂️ at # who knows? We just need to consider some other great and influential movies like Caddyshack, Animal House, Young Frankenstein, Talladega Nights, The Big Lebowski and Stripes that incomprehensibly didn't make the list. Movies that deal with why that glass of your favorite adult beverage 🍸

is half full of optimism instead of that defeatest half empty Cosmo you've been drinking. Quotes like "we're American... and we've been kicking ass for 200 years."🇺🇸 PTSD help, "lighten up Francis." Healthcare solutions like, "no one lives forever, but with advances in modern science and [our] high level of income (from less regs and taxes) it's not crazy to think [we] can live to 245 maybe 300!" Alternatives to food stamps,  "This is the worst looking hat I ever saw. I bet when you buy a hat like that you get a free bowl of soup🥣. Looks good on you though." Agricultural improvements, "this is a cross of Kentucky blue grass and... California sensemilia... you can play 36 holes🏌️‍♂️ and then get stoned to the bejesus.🤪🤪" Unsure of college👨‍🏫, "well the world needs ditch diggers too." Otherwise it might be,  "seven years of college down the drain.👨‍🎓" In which case,  "my advice to you is to start drinking heavily," but remember,  "fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life." Sino-American relations,  "Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here." How to talk to the fraud squad, "sooner or later you're going to have to face the fact that you're a moron!" But never despair America because it's not over. "Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no." "Well you can do what you want, but I'm not gonna sit here while you bad mouth the United States of America!" #MAGA "Now how about little something, you know, for the effort?" Survey says..."you will receive total consciousness." So you got that going for you now. And no matter what you think just remember, "yeah, well, that's just like your opinion man." And perhaps most importantly, "Hey, careful, there's a beverage here."🍺 Now, maybe the Scarecrow will even loan out his brainpower to some pols seeking a presidential candidacy...

I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers,
Consulting with the rain;
And my head I'd be a scratchin'
While my thoughts are busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.

I'd unravel ev'ry riddle for my 

Individdle

In trouble or in pain

With the thoughts that you'll be thinkin'

You could be another Lincoln

If you only had a brain.

Oh, I, could tell you why 

The oceans near the shore

I could think of things I'd never

Thunk before,

And then I'd sit down and think some more.

I would not be just a muffin',

My head all full of stuffin',

My heart all full of pain;

And perhaps I'd deserve you and be

Even worthy even you

If I only had a brain

Moonshot...And I don't mean Uranus!

There are two types of countries in the world Antoinette... those that have been to the moon and those that use the metric system!

Now of course we know that Liberia and Myanmar/Burma (not sure which name they're using this month) don't use the metric system either so we'll just let them ride our coattails for the moment. Besides, Liberia was created by the USA during our "Era of Good Feelings" and they even named the capital after Prez Monroe so let's keep the good will going. You may be wondering why the good ol US of A never got in line with the rest of the world in adopting such a uniform system... where everything is the same, stuff is pretty simple etc. etc. Well perhaps it's because it was adopted first by the French 🇨🇵at the end of the "Reign of Terror"😱 and we aren't ready to wave the white flag yet🏳, or perhaps it's because we are a nation founded on individual freedoms 🗽not mass movements, forced collectivization, groupthink, what the "fraud squad" thinks #AOC🤥, soccer⚽️ or any other form of globalization despite its easiness🤡. Instead we like to challenge ourselves. The pilgrims challenged the ocean 🚢and a far flung wilderness🐃 creating this great "City upon a hill," the pioneers challenged the frontier in expanding west,

 and then ultimately we challenged the new frontier... space, and decided to go to the moon🌙. President Kennedy said, "We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do other things...not because they are easy, but because they are hard; because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept..." We like a good challenge and overcoming the difficult. We like jumping the grand canyon on a motorcycle🏍, flying across the ocean solo🛩, breaking the sound barrier in a jet✈, and at a Guns and Roses concert🎸, drinking from a 48 ounce beer bong🍺, and speaking of ounces we like a system of weights and measures that seem to have no correlation to each other. Pounds, miles, inches, feet, yards, quarts, gallons etc📏. If it was easy then anybody could do it...even globalists🌏 and those that #feelthebern. No we like things hard. Which is why we choose to speak English. American English had been called the "Frankenstein" lingo because it's been sewn together from a lot of European languages, L.A. slang and bad accents. We even have semi dead languages like ancient Greek and Latin mixed in there. If it seems confusing, you're going to want to fill your wine glass up for this, because that's the only way you'll get some Claret -y. 🍷(I know, geez) We have words that look alike but sound different, sound alike but spelled different, spelled the same but different meanings, and words that are spelled the same and sound the same but mean different things, capiche?🤔 For instance while sitting in the bow of a canoe🚣‍♂️ made from the bark of a bough🌴 and wearing a bow in your man bun💇‍♂️, shooting arrows from you bow🎯 at the local tribe, it's a good idea not to take a bow... that would be poor sportsmanship. Or it wouldn't be fair if fair skinned people got to go to the fair 🎢for free... that would be institutionalized amusement park racism. Stop hatin', start participatin'. Remember also that read rhymes with lead, and lead rhymes with read📰, but read doesn't rhyme with lead, and lead doesn't rhyme with read. Savvy? More wine please🍾. Also, who invented the silent b? That was dumb! Well at least we have rules we can follow. Like i before e except after c. That's reliable right? 🤔Well except for the 923 words the ie follows c, and the only 40 occasions where it's right. Huh? 😶That's not very smart! In fact it happens twice in Einstein's name. What about "ough"? Cough, rough, though, ought, even weirdly...hiccough. Excuse me, I need to chug a beer🍺 to get rid of these. Of course there are other rules like adjective order. According to the eloquent Mark Forsythe, adjectives have to be in the following order... opinion, size, age, shape, color, origin, material, purpose, noun! Such as a lovely little old round red French glass wine bottle. Parfait! But what about a French glass red old little round wine lovely bottle! See? Actually, it's elementary... little American kids🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ can speak American good.🇺🇸 No problem. We can also make sense of yards whether they're front, back, drunk or gained on the gridiron🏈. It's because of this ability that we could create the City upon a hill, tame the west, go to the moon🚀 and come back, and survive disco🕺💃, the Biebs, Kardashians, the bad kind of Patriots (ugg), and even infantile socialistas from the fraud squad🇻🇳. We got this. We like the hard things, the tough challenges and then we like to toast to our success 🥂in our air conditioned house🏡, bar, car (when tailgating🙈), plane, rocketship🚀, etc... which we also invented. Thanks Mr. Carrier. So congrats moon trekkers👨‍🚀, moonlanders, and moonwalkers🦶... and for you all who don't like the American dream... listen to Michael Son of Jack and Beat it...

You better run, you better do what you can
Don't want to see no blood, don't be a macho man
You want to be tough, better do what you can
So beat it, but you want to be bad

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it

Don't be a Twit!

Remember to never hit another person in anger unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it Antoinette. 

Well America just one score minus seven years ago all the Twits in America and the rest of the world got a pulpit from which to share all their wisdom in 140 characters or less. Presumably since so many had so much wisdom to share the Twit leadership decided to expand their bloviating to 280 characters🗣. Of course there's nothing inherently wrong with this it's just that the combination of unlimited freedom of instantaneous expression without filters or consideration, protection of views because of the defense of the internet "firewall" and mom's basement has made the amount of caca💩 one must wade through to get to anything meaningful daunting to say the least🤪. In the old days there were built in safeguards. If you said something stupid you got laughed at🤣, ignored🙈, or punched in the mouth🤕 depending. So at least you had to take a moment and consider the consequences🤔. Like Iron Mike Tyson said, "everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth!"🥊 Let's test the conviction of your words in a crowded room. If you want to shriek like a banshee👾, or say something really stupid🤪 then do it openly. Of course we're all adults here because we are allowed to drink adult beverages🍸 which means we should have developed a filter by now, understand right and wrong and realize the truth in what Abraham Lincoln🎩 said, "you can't trust everything you see on the internet." 🤥Speaking of adult beverages btw, "hey bartender #AOC, I'll take a Hendricks martini, dry, 3 olives! 

"What's that? Hendricks is gin. Dry means little to no vermouth. What? Hold up your hand. Fold down your thumb and pointer finger... then put 1 olive for each of the fingers you have left. Forget it... I'll take a Budweiser🍺. No worries... I'll open it." Where was I?  Oh yeah... the twittersphere can be fun, informative, entrepreneurial etc., but it also proves that more often than not people should just shut up. Just because you have something to say doesn't mean you should... but when you do... take a day, think about it... then hopefully you'll forget about it because nobody cares anyway. It's just become the playground for every nitwit to express their moral outrage, pontificate on their righteousness, and virtue signal their saintliness. FYI, the only time VS is an attractive moniker is when we're talking Victoria Secret models👙, not virtue signalers... God ain't counting "likes!" 👍And just because you shout abusive epithets at people doesn't make it so🤫. In fact cyber bullying, name calling and internet shaming has become so ridiculous that neighborhood bullies look like altar boys in comparison👼. Now, anyone with an opinion not their own is immediately shouted down🤐 as racist, Hitler, phobic, sexist, genderist, and sometimes even a Patriot fan. (Think Edvard Munch, 😱) This trait is not only one side or the other politically speaking, but the oxymoronic "progressive" left has taken it to the nth degree. The only thing that matters is the "noise" created, not doing any good for the fellow man. It's like planned obsolescence for politics... keep everyone miserable, create bogeymen everywhere, and perpetuate it so you can win elections by blaming somebody somewhere for something even if it's absurd. And if that doesn't work open the borders and prisons to gain more voters by promising "free" stuff that will never be delivered and would never be enough,  and at the expense of others while you milk the system for millions so you can live behind your gated (walled) community.🙈🙉🙊 We call these people Limousine liberals🚗. You know the supposedly educated, moral preeners who will take care of the masses because they are the only ones capable. Think socialist👎. And the only thing you need to create socialism are sheep🐑.  Then the mock outraged, virtue signaling, hypocritical poseurs who pretend to care about the truly needy, but actually just enslave them and use them for cannon fodder so they can maintain their control and keep the sheep agitated. For instance, presently the perpetually unfiltered Trump provoked a new Twitter war by blasting 💣some freshman congresswomen for their faux political knowledge about... well actually anything. Not to mention they pretend to not love America but you couldn't actually pay them enough to leave🖐. Because these junior class first alternate treasurers are victims that check the boxes of multiple victims, and the Twitter world is aghast. This is racism! They like to pretend the attack on "the sistas of the if I only had a brain socialistas" to "go back and fix the totally broken and crime infested places from which they came." Then they can return and show us how it's done. Now Trump has no filter nor a sock to put in it when he needs it most. But we do know he loves America at least. However,  this doesn't stop respondents crying racism etc because the "sistas" are non white." You get #IlhanOmar from Somalia via Minnesota, #reppressly from urban Boston, #rashidatlaib Palestinian American from Detroit, and #AOC the conquistador namesake representing the Bronx and Queens though she's never actually been seen living in her district. Now I think we can all assume that where these do gooders come from aren't in the best shape by any definition. We also know that they have formed a sisterhood which gives them their group identity. However, the blast from Trump is being condemned as racially motivated. Which race? How about just an attack on stupid! Read anything they say and you'll know why. Same reason Party leadership is telling them to "Please, shut up."  It's like John winger... Stupid! Stupid! When you're political platform is just too call every normal person in America a racist, sexist or some kind of phobe while hypocritically cashing in... then we know it's just about power and the need to perpetuate the misery while pretending to care. Now the Party is beginning to look like the Donner Party...or in keeping with Bastille day... the reign of terror...with everyone eating their own. You have the old school out of touch corrupt but politically savvy wing of the party at odds with the new, out of their mind, but politically energetic radicals trying to lead the party over the cliff. This is where their policy of hate comes back to bite them in their Donkey. Now in some ways there's a delicious Schadenfreude to this... but in reality we're all in this together. We didn't "beat those commie sobs" and defeat their ideology to become them..."We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts!  We're the best... and it's time to remember that and what we can do together. So how about some tweets celebrating the 50th anniversary of the moon landing this week🚀🌛. Done only by one country🇺🇸, speaking American and by the country using the Imperial system of weights and measures... none of that metric stuff🤙. The only country to have played golf on the moon🏌️‍♂️. (Lots of bunkers though... you gotta be straight!) So let's filter our Twitter. Use it for updates, informative tidbits, and funny things that make our day happier. Remember that everybody wants basically the same thing, just disagree on how best to get there. There's more good than bad, and the moon landings, whether they were staged or not👨‍🚀, prove Americans can do whatever we set our minds to accomplishing. So let's not clash, let's Clash... and I think all real Americans know the answer to this question... Should I stay, or should I go

This indecision's bugging me (esta indecisión me molesta)
If you don't want me, set me free (si no me quieres, librarme)
Exactly whom I'm supposed to be (dígame que tengo ser)
Don't you know which clothes even fit me? (sabes que ropa me quedra)
Come on and let me know (me tienes que decir)
Should I cool it or should I blow? (me debo ir o quedarme)

Split

Should I stay or should I go now? (yo me enfrió o lo soplo)
Should I stay or should I go now? (yo me enfrió o lo soplo)
If I go there will be trouble (si me voy va a haber peligro)
And if I stay it will be double (si me quedo sera el doble)
So ya gotta let me know (me tienes que decir)
Should I cool it or should I blow? (me debo ir o quedarme)

Should I stay or should I go now? (tengo frío por los ojos)
If I go there will be trouble (si me voy va haber peligro)
And if I stay it wil be double (si me quedo sera el doble)
So ya gotta let me know me tienes que decir
Should I stay or should I go?

The Betsy

It was puckish when Puck replaced Nick Bottom's head with an ass... now he's a Donkey who provides comic Orwellian symbolism Antoinette.

Well boys and girls we've reached the halfway point of summer! And while it might not technically be summer's halfway point since the solstice was only a couple weeks ago...regular people know midsummer comes when baseball takes a rest at the half way point ⏳of the season, school age kids are half way through vacay🏊‍♂️, and adults suffering from nearly a week long dirth of sports⚾️ are forced to do something else with their time🍸. In Shakespeare's day they  celebrated midsummer with days long festivals, romantic intrigues and dreams of fairies where everyone was infected with pansy dust. (Just think San Fran, yeah #metoo). I guess it's all kind of confusing, but then again we live in confusing times so you might want to refill the beverage🍺. Along with the midsummer confusion we have gender confusion because now instead of being either/or♀️♂️, it's either, or, or, or, or etc. etc. 🧚‍♂️🧚‍♀️We have the confusion over when is a concentration camp a concentration camp and when is it a place where people go to learn how to focus🤔, or just hang out really close to each other?👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 We also have the confusion over what's Patriotic 🇺🇸and what's offensive.

Apparently the Betsy Ross flag is somehow offensive to somebody somewhere with big hair and is an unemployed athlete who got millions for being unemployed but feels victimized by the system🏛 and unprotected by the law👮‍♂️. So an athletic shoe company 👟decides to make this former 3rd string now unemployed athlete🏈 their poster child to sell athletic shoes as long as the shoes aren't offensive to him because...well who knows.🤔 Of course it is ironic, actually hypocritical, that he voices his complaints while wearing a Che t-shirt☠. You know... the notorious communist who personally executed political rivals, had the Cuban🇨🇺 military police kill any voice of protest etc. etc. Also hypocritically confusing when Nike stood by communist police state China🇨🇳 where their shoes are made against free and democratic Japan🇯🇵 over support of Hong Kong protests. This is called pandering wrapped up in the profit motive💰. I know...confusing right. Speaking of which you have the recent FBI investigations into a wannabe president and a sitting president. The first was deemed guilty but shouldn't be charged (#ImWithHer)  and the second was proven innocent but should be charged say some (#TDS). Just as confusing were the recent presidential debates where complete suspension of all facts and logic were required to get through the nonsense. Think  1984's "doublespeak." Two plus two is not four... it's whatever the party says it is. "The economy isn't working" they all claimed. Actually it's good across the board and the best ever for many demographic groups. "Unemployment is low because people have multiple jobs." Huh? "Wages are stagnant, especially for the poor." Actually, there's a 6.5% growth in wages (double the rest) for lowest 10th percentile. Well you get the picture. Meanwhile, the 116th Congress has spent their whole session looking at game film of the last election and trying to reschedule the game because they didn't like how that democratic election ended and they apparently have NOTHING else to do except create distractions. I wonder if they mentioned that in their campaign speeches. More irony over taxes... you get back less this year because hey... you paid less! You got to keep your money up front. And as for calls for the president's tax returns to waste more time... maybe you should wonder less about the taxes of a billionaire before he came to office, and care more about all the multi millionaires who have only ever worked on the public dime. Explain that income! Again, it's very confusing. Politics is sports in a manner of speaking. It can be rough and tumble and it certainly seems that many politicians are concussed and showing signs of severe brain trauma. In fact there were 20 on the stage a week ago who would tell you that America isn't the best country, (20 million illegals beg to differ), and that the only way to make it better is to give these few concussed individuals (Big Brother) all the power, more money, with strict enforcement of limited speech (newspeak), party platitudes (doublespeak) even though what they say smacks of cognitive dissonance (doublethink) and bury our heritage in the graveyard of history (memory hole) etc. Because these policies worked in Oceania in 1984. But don't be confused and don't be sad or afraid. I have the solution. It's summer so keep your disposition positive, your outlook sunny, and your optimism rosy. Start by filling your glass with your favorite adult beverage🍹. Then remember we are a country built on the foundation of the individual as sacrosanct🗽. So just as in Shakespeare's play, it's time this midsummer to shake off the pansy dust from those drug dealing fairies💊🧚‍♂️🧚‍♀️, reclaim your individualism like Oberon, Titania, Lysander etc. and choose your own direction. Free of propaganda, coercion, and all the other soulless policies of mass "isms." Mass government means mass control🔗....when is that ever a good idea? Time to rinse off the pansy dust, don't be bribed with your own money (taxes) and don't let Big Brother🧟‍♂️ ruin your summer. Besides, I'm going to leave you a little something for the effort..."Gunga Galunga" and you will now have total consciousness🙌... so you at least have that going for you. Now all you need is the Red Rider (don't shoot your eye out) to fend off the Lunatic Fringe...

Lunatic fringe
I know you're out there
You're in hiding
And you hold your meetings
I can hear you coming
I know what you're after
We're wise to you this time (wise to you this time)
We won't let you kill the laughter

Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh

Lunatic fringe
In the twilight's last gleaming
But this is open season
But you won't get too far
'Cause you've got to blame someone
For your own confusion
We're on guard this time (on guard this time)
Against your final solution

American Pride

The 4th of July is proof in the Big Bang theory 💥of creation. Maybe that's why there are so many births in early April Antoinette!🙈

Good morning America... it's the first week of July and that's certainly something in which we can take Pride! Afterall, the astrological sign Leo begins this month and we Americans are like a pride of lions🦁 so I nominate we call July American Pride Month! Of course this week 243 years ago we declared our independence from an overburdening, over taxing, free speech limiting, gun banning government led by a fatuous and supercilious Royal🤴 and governed by a cadre of out of touch, out of their collective mind, shortsighted bureaucrats🤓 who much to their own demise ignored their citizens, business leaders, and common sense and in so doing created the "City upon a hill" and the beacon for all. 🇺🇸

That failed tyrannical despot and henchmen cut their nose off to spite their face and believe it or not, despite an insane likemindedness, not a single one of them were on the debate stage last week quoting Che in Miami, throwing tomahawks at their rivals to leave a trail of tears, trying to out virtue signal their wokeness, calling on Americans to pay for "free stuff" for any constituent that could possibly buy them a vote, or promising biological males abortion rights. Hmm?🤔 (I guess I missed that day in biology). This was the week where those who first Made America Great put it on the line. These were no sunshine patriots✌. The worlds best, oldest, longestlastingest and most fervent guarantor of Democracy took their first steps and overcame the times that try men's souls! That's certainly something to take pride in and cheer so this week raise your glass in salute 🥂like Steve McQueen 🏍 and do the Great Escape from summer heat🌡, clown show debates🤡, and too many clothes👙! "Up the rebels, down the British!" Now of course June was Pride month also, but the only one attacking gays anymore is Jussie Smollett.🙊 Of course the Good ol USA isn't perfect🇺🇸, and we need to be diligent in our efforts to maintain the Spirit of '76, the resolve to persevere in tough times, and the strength to never play the part of the victim💪. We don't need pretentious, prevaricating, provocateurs pontificating profusely🗣 about how they really or virtually have been oppressed, and suppressed, and compressed, and depressed, and repressed and full court pressed 😭so much that everyone owes them for everything. Have a big cup ☕of STFU! If the campaign strategy is to get people with sense to suspend all logic then America it's time to really start drinking🍸 because I saw that movie! 🚢Actually I never saw Titanic, but I do know that leaky boats don't float well. Btw if there was ever a reason for climate alarmist, DiCaprio fans, and the 25000 Democratic/ Socialist/ Progressive candidates for president to relax about climate fears it's that movie! No icebergs, no tragedy! 🤔🤗And Greenland will be green! Time to right the ship, steady the course and remember why America ia great🎆. The founding fathers are a good place to start, along with the grit and determination of America's pioneer spirit, inventive ingenuity, entrepreneurial endeavors and strong moral character. A democracy of many is messy, but like Churchill said, "democracy is the worst form of government... EXCEPT FOR ALL THE OTHERS!" America is great because of our individuals...E Pluribus Unum! Out of many one... it's not pick one from the many and copy like a sheep🐑! This week also marks the turning point of the Civil War, Gettysburg and Vicksburg, which forever forged the steel of our Union and ultimately ensured the veracity of the words..." all men were created equal!" 🎩Lincoln guided us through those dark days, but he also warned that "America would never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms it will be because we destroyed ourselves." An outside observer and Frenchmen, A. de Tocqueville noted that "America is great because she is good, and if America ever ceases to be good she will cease to be great." 👼He also later said that the "America Republic will endure until the day Congress 🕴discovers that it can bribe the public📤💵 with the public money." Don't be bribed my fellow Americans. It's time to use the celebrations of the 4th to rededicate ourselves to the principles of our founding while we guzzle our adult beverage 🍾🍷🍸🍹🍺🍻🥂of choice, stuff our face with bbq🥩🌭🍔, attempt dangerous stunts with firecrackers🎆🎇🧨✨💣💥, admire summer attire 👙while wishing we had spent more time in the gym along with any other pursuit of happiness that floats your boat🏌️‍♂️🏄‍♂️. We don't need candidates that require adult supervision, and just because a "glass of water" can win in NYC Burroughs #AOC, or a mistress in California's lavatory cities (I mean sanctuary cities #KamalaHarris) doesn't mean they should be repping America. Time for America to go retro and remember who and what Made America Great. If you don't believe me just ask the Boss why we are The Land of Hope and Dreams...

I will provide for you
And I'll stand by your side
You'll need a good companion
For this part of the ride
Leave behind your sorrows
Let this day be the last
Tomorrow there'll be sunshine
And all this darkness past

Big wheels roll through fields
Where sunlight streams
Meet me in a land of hope and dreams

This train carries saints and sinners
This train carries losers and winners
This train carries whores and gamblers
This train carries lost souls
I said, this train dreams will not be thwarted
This train faith will be rewarded
This train hear the steel wheels singin'
This train bells of freedom ringin