Not Appropriate for All Ages, Antoinette,
Is your love infectious? Well VD is serious business. We are all aware how serious it can be if not dealt with properly and in time. It can ruin a relationship and that kind of carelessness leads to something nobody wants to endure...STD! Which of course means you will still be paying that bill months later. Your health should be important to you. Avoid the pain of failing to prepare for VD...take precautions. Stock up on the one cure-all with which even penicillin can't compare...Wine! As long as you have a bottle of something special stashed away...you're physical and mental well being is assured!! So don't let VD sneak up on you. Prepare ahead of time. Put on a jacket...(pause for effect)...then go outside in the wind and head to your favorite wine store. Buy a special bottle of Red for dinner, and something bubbly for the fun later. Your well being is protected as long as you have wine to share with that someone special. Sorry Charley, but you can even have tuna fish for dinner. Show your good taste, and buy some wine that tastes good. Today! Before Valentine's Day! You don't want to put off making dinner plans until the last second and end up eating at some unromantic place. Save the always delicious Applebee's for another time, and save the embarrassment of getting kicked out for fighting after some other occasion like a Nascar race. Escape the pratfalls of a guilty conscience and the expense of STD! Shopping 'Til Dropping for costly make up gifts is not a good way to make up for your lack of foresight and a stocked wine rack. It gets very expensive and has mixed results at best. Avoid turning your significant other into Al Capone and turning the day into another St Valentine's Day Massacre. Save your relationship, prevent bankruptcy, and enjoy a nice Bordeaux! It will surely lead to a happy ending. 😆 Follow the advice of noted couple's therapist, David Lee Roth, and give your special someone a shot of your love...love, love is the source of infection! (Euphemism for glass of wine in case you were wondering)
Barolos are red
Your Valentine will be blue
If you show up tomorrow
Without wine enough for two!
Happy VD! 😍😚😆😈😇
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