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Monday, February 20, 2017

Wine isn't only Business!

Don't worry,  it's only business Antoinette,

Well America it's President's Day. Time to celebrate two men who MAG'd (made America Great)! The Father of our country, and the Savior of our country. Washington fathered the greatest country ever by stopping the British from treading on us, and Lincoln saved the greatest country ever by convincing the secessionists you can't nullify presidents you don't like or federal laws you don't want to follow...a house divided cannot stand. We are a shared union of differences. Find the things we can agree on...WINE...and drink to each other's success without enmity. Revenge may be a dish that tastes best served cold, but you know what's a better dish...a hot meal, a bottle of Duca di Salaparuta and a peace offering. So leave the guns and take the cannoli. Wine helps let the better angels of our nature prevail. Keep your friends close, and go ahead and bring your enemies closer. The party will be bigger and as long as there is plenty of vino, amity will reign and empathy will be shared. The good news is if you play your cards right, take advantage of President's Day Sales, and bring the right bottle of wine... you might even be able to make someone an offer they can't refuse and take it to the mattress! 😆 GW said to avoid all foreign entanglements, except beautiful Sicilians. Do better than Luca Brasi. Don't end up sleeping with fish. And don't pay for something which you can get from wine for a lot less... otherwise it's only business. 😉 Nobody wants to do business on a holiday or wedding day, or any Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday for that matter. But if you have to combine business with the pleasure of a celebration, then do like the great Presidents did and take it to the mattress. May your first child be a masculine child. It's a holiday... time to put the world away for a minute, pretend you don't live in it, and let the sunshine and wine wash your blues away! Happy PD!

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