Lyrically speaking, life can be challenging Antoinette,
It's fat Tuesday tomorrow, or as the French say, Mardi Gras (Sounds slimmer). Your last chance to indulge in frivolous activities, bacchanalian festivities and deeds you won't want to confess before giving it all up on Ash Wednesday and the next 40 days of Lent. Indulge! Have a triple shot of that juice...One Bourbon, One Scotch and One Beer. Enjoy that Last Cigarette, the one before you go to bed. And if you're feeling gingerly, you haven't lived until you've had your tires rotated by a Red Headed Woman. Test the bed springs and rock me mama like a Wagon Wheel. Or maybe it was cold and lonely in the deep dark night and you got to see Paradise by the Dashboard Lights. Because you're the kind of person that believes in making out once, love'm and leave'm fast...in your Little Red Corvette. No worries Romeo and Juliet, at confession time with the girls on Wednesday, Juliet will just say "oh Romeo, yeah I used to have a scene with him"! One of the two good things about Lent is it gives you a hall pass from regrettable decisions on Mardi Gras. Sorry Romeo, Juliette gave up "fleeting romances" for the next 40 days. The other good thing is you only have to give up indulgences, sinfulness and excess. However, since man and wo-man need water for life, and Jesus turned water into wine for his first miracle, then wine is the Agua de Vida. Thus thou never hast to forgo wine (biblically speaking). So load up on your
favorite White, Rosè or Red, Red Wine...it'll make you feel so fine, keep you rocking all of the time. No matter whether you're over or under 40! (Think about it...😆) You don't have to be in Nawlins or Rio de Janeiro to celebrate the festivities. You can samba wherever you like until the sun begins to shine, then just make sure you're in that number When the Saints Come Marching In! Sing it Satchmo! Don't worry about that extra fat you picked up on Tuesday, you can work it off on Wednesday. It didn't get it's nickname for nothing. 😉 But don't be a Dromedary, be a Bactrian! You could use the exercise! Pour your favorite grape generously and enjoy your night like you had some Sympathy For The Devil just as every cop is a criminal, and all the sinners saints. Exit light, enter night, take my hand, we're off to never never land...Enter Sandman! And speaking of LaLa Land, Hollywood, when you wake up on Ash Wednesday, give up the Whine for 40 days, and pour yourself some Wine!
favorite White, Rosè or Red, Red Wine...it'll make you feel so fine, keep you rocking all of the time. No matter whether you're over or under 40! (Think about it...😆) You don't have to be in Nawlins or Rio de Janeiro to celebrate the festivities. You can samba wherever you like until the sun begins to shine, then just make sure you're in that number When the Saints Come Marching In! Sing it Satchmo! Don't worry about that extra fat you picked up on Tuesday, you can work it off on Wednesday. It didn't get it's nickname for nothing. 😉 But don't be a Dromedary, be a Bactrian! You could use the exercise! Pour your favorite grape generously and enjoy your night like you had some Sympathy For The Devil just as every cop is a criminal, and all the sinners saints. Exit light, enter night, take my hand, we're off to never never land...Enter Sandman! And speaking of LaLa Land, Hollywood, when you wake up on Ash Wednesday, give up the Whine for 40 days, and pour yourself some Wine!
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