Go ask your Mother!

Politicians and diapers need to be changed often and for the same reason Antoinette!

Well boys and girls and others who think they're different though really they're just boys and girls🙊...it's the first Monday of May and we all know what that means... yup International No Diet Day which means we get to eat and drink whatever we want and as much as we want which is probably not dissimilar to yesterday, Cinco de Mayo, which is Spanish for "I'll have the all you can eat Pancho Platter and a bottle of tequila!" It's also important to note that if you don't get your fill today, Saturday is National Eat What You Want Day. A day set aside to indulge your sweet tooth, have breakfast for dinner and beer for breakfast, a bacon milkshake, or you can decide to just ruin your dinner and eat a snack right before you sit down at the dining room table🤮.

Now all this is well and good, but do we really need anyone telling us what we can or can't, should or shouldn't, are allowed or not allowed to do☠. I'm a grown man, and more importantly an American man🇺🇸MAGA. This is the America of the can do, self-reliant, hard working, rugged individual, don't tread on me types. The nation founded on the Enlightenment principles that liberty and justice⚖ are based on the freedom of the individual which should be fiercely guarded at all costs... you probably heard about that... it's called the BILL OF RIGHTS! Now we live in a time where "we are a given days to eat what we want," are castigated because we like cheetos with our merlot, funions with our bourbon, and ice cream with our beer. What is the world coming to?  Who anointed themselves nutritionist of our diet👨‍🍳? Policeman of correctness👮‍♂️? Political scientist of our weather👨‍🔬? Social scientist of our sexuality🧚‍♂️? And moral arbiter of anything "they" find offensive🦸‍♂️? What's more... who the heck are they? What hubris. Well "they" of course refers to the self anointed group of elitist (in the worst sense of the word) who have taken upon themselves to inflict their presumed moral superiority on the rest of us hapless souls. They are made up of a cabal of the dim media, witless politicians, amoral hollyweirders, and ivory tower do nothing's. They believe it is their job to correct the "wrongs" of society and punish the sane with their puerile rants, hyperbolic screeds, and shrill condemnations of things that don't align with their 1st grade intellect and nefarious agenda👹🙈. Just think 1984. You know that Orwellian world of official deception, misrepresentation, surveillance, manipulation of history and misleading and redefined terminology ...Newspeak. In other words, a world run by the moronic in an oxymoronic way🙉. You know these people from the lofty towers of academia👨‍🏫, say anything to get elected swamp creatures🐍, I'm important cuz I'm pretty entertainers💃, and we control all information media disinformationists🗣. Well Herr Goebbels, Dr Jekyll, Alyssa Milano, and AOC, Ilhan, Tlaib, Schiff and all the other sombrero de culos out there... have a big mug of STFU☕. We don't need your snowflake agenda of microaggressions, weakness manifested into the need to control, and accusatory blame 👉for you're own inabilities. Feel free to pray to your false gods of socialism, wallow in your Hollywood amorality, or drown in the tears of your own pool of righteous indignation. The front of the herd will just keep marching forward🐂, unfettered by the weakness of those who couldn't survive without the strength of the herd❄, nor have success without the weakness of the sheep🐑. Us Individuals need to protect the country from those leading us towards mass government, mass media, and mass sheep herding before 1984 isn't a year but a way of life. Those of you who feel comfortable in your echo chambers of cognitive dissonance where facts are burdens #AOC, who desire to create victims instead of achievers, and thrive on divisiveness instead of success to ensure power... have a drink🍸. In fact, have a whole night. Do some keg stands🍺. Get happy. Hook up👅💋! Get in a fight🤺. Maybe a good punch in the nose 👊👃will slap some sense in you and you'll realize that concentrating more money and more power in the hands of big brother is just stupid. Remember what theologian/philosopher Dietrich Bonhoeffer warned while in prison and before being executed by the National Socialist Workers Party (NAZIS), "the power of one depends on the stupidity of the other... and we must guard against stupidity." And as another great philosopher/comedian Ron White said,  "you can't fix stupid." Guard against stupid. Eat and drink what you think is best. Get your morality from church and or your family instead of Hollywood and the swamp. You're an adult now and can choose for yourself... unless your mother says otherwise... always listen to your mother. Besides this weekend is Mother's Day and National Limerick Day... but you don't have to wait... celebrate limericks anytime and mother's all the time just like dragons do:

There once was a mother of house targaryen

Who was the mom of 3 ungrateful reptilians

But on mother's day they remembered

That if they didn't want to be dismembered

They had better get her the iron throne-to-sit-in.

Have a great week. Eat, drink hearty and go anywhere you want cuz you decide to on your own volition unless of course your mother says differently. You can ask any Three Eyed Raven, or better yet any  Three Dogs in the Night and they'll tell you the same: If Mama Tells You Not To Go... don't 

Will you have whiskey with your water
Or sugar with your tea
What are these crazy questions
That they're asking of me
This is the craziest party
That there ever could be
Oh, don't turn on the light
'Cause I don't want to see

Mama told me not to come

Mama told me not to come

That ain't the way to have fun