Time to celebrate 'Merica's birthday Antoinette,
Oh say can you see that 12 score and 1 year ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal and wine shall be the tax free drink of choice. That we are endowed by our Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. That each person shall get his fill of wine, women/men (remember, settled science and the D.C. DMV hadn't yet invented other truths) and song. We hold these truths to be self evident, but unfortunately the laws of nature and enlightened ideas have been replaced by science...political science that is! It makes you long for the days when our politicians wrote documents that were eloquent, sincere and courageous. When they didn't have to resort to hyperbole, propaganda and "misinformation" from VFNN and others. Well I'm here to pick up where T.J., Ben, Abe, Teddy, FDR, JFK and Ronnie left off and remind you of our foundations and why we celebrate the 4th of July with wine and song. The men, women or other you share the explosions with is on you 😉🇺🇸💣🎆🥂. To begin with I solemnly declare that 100 million Americans will DIE...of thirst if they don't have plenty of wine to drink this 4th. That's a universal health plan on which we can all agree. It's gonna be hot so you may want to make it a Frosé. Then get together with friends, family, and neighbors to celebrate. It doesn't matter whether they are a cool rocking daddy Born in the USA, or they've got a dream they'd like to share, and they're Coming to America for the first time... pop a cork and say cheers. And if you don't know Gov. Christie and can't find a place at the shore, time to start counting the cars on the Jersey turnpike, and [go] look for America. It's everywhere. Anywhere you look. And wherever you find it there will be wine, food and amity except if you go to the levee, [because] the levee is dry as far as wine goes, but ask them good old boys, there might be some whiskey and rye left, but forget about the American Pie, it went bye bye. Just remember it's time everyone joined hand to hand, across the nation, Living in America. We got to have a celebration…for the promised land... and Living in America. So wherever you are and whoever you're with... some are black and some are white, just don't be too proud to sleep on the floor tonight [cuz] its time to R.O.C.K. in the USA and maybe get a French kiss, Italian ice, or [sangria] in the moonlight just like it's another American Saturday Night. And if you want to know what I'll be doing I got my hands up, They're playin' my song, I know I'm gonna be ok, Yeah, it's a Party in the USA! Have a blast. Drink all the wine you want. Everyone's invited to the longest, greatest, political celebration the world has ever known... except terrorists, isis, Lil' Kim (the one in North Korea), anyone whoever "promised" to move to Canada, or anyone with a man bun. Don't try and crash this party 'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American way. Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue.
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