When talking about wine, it's all relative Antoinette.
Well it was a big weekend for Pennsylvania and science. You may have heard that the only team in Philly to have never won a modern title has finally done so and if that isn’t cause for cracking open the bubbly 🍾and the best vintage wines🍷 I don’t know what is. However, what Pennsylvania is better known for is scientists and there is no denying that the most famous of these are Phil 🐹and Ben 👓as well as being noted oenophiles. On Friday of course, Phil made the bold prediction that there will be six more weeks of winter for most of the country, while New England’s winter may go on until the next season of Game of Thrones. (don’t worry N.E. I know a guy who can get you some warm shoes at a discount, Ugg!) ☃️❄Actually, science was a big part of the game. Traditionally, before climate changed, it could get very cold in Minnesota in the middle of winter, but the game time temperature at kickoff yesterday was 70° making it settled science that global warming is real. 🌡(What? They played indoors? It was -26° outside? Shh…don’t you know that global warming can mean record cold as well?)🤔 I know what you’re saying. That guy must be a science denier! But that’s not true. I grew up wanting to be a Wildlife Biologist. In fact, I was so dedicated to the pursuit of my ambitions, that 4 years in a row I spent my college spring breaks studying the subject on the beaches of Florida👙🏖🍻! Then I came back to school and got one of my degrees in A.G.’s (not a real scientist) science of choice…Political Science…at no inconvenience either and that’s the truth. Just remember if there are politicians making money on it💸, green money or the other, then it’s not settled science it’s Political Science which makes it a liberal art…and we know how liberal artists are.👨🎨 If you’re going to be liberal, be liberal with your pours. Wine is meant to be shared and science is meant to be questioned not settled. Just ask A.E. (real scientist) the smartest guy ever knew 2 things. One was that science is a work in progress…never settled. Even his studies on the nature of relatives was only a theory.😉 (I guess his family wasn’t that close) Like he said, “we still do not know one thousandth of one percent of what nature has revealed to us.” A.E. also knew that life was a combination of mind, body and spirit and they all must be fed for good health. This of course brings me to Pennsylvania’s other great scientist…everyone’s BF! Ben knew how to feed those needs…wine! “Wine was proof that God loved us and wanted us to be happy…and that wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance.” Be more tolerant... be like the city of brotherly love. Where Santa feels safe! 😦 Ben lived well into his 80s and was lucid to the end probably owing to the fact that wine is scientifically "proven" to make you healthier, live longer, look younger, act cooler, and now according to Scientific Reports prevents dementia. Keep your wits about you…drink wine…free your mind and avoid DogMa…she’s a be'atch! Like Tyrion always says…you’ll know things if you drink wine! Speaking of which, I don’t know who won the rap battle between P. Dinklage and M. Freeman but it wasn’t J. Timberlake. Those first two were in sync though.🎵 Fyi Eagle fans, wine pairs well with Doritos, cheesesteaks and miracles! Hopefully you Philly fans will leave the Guns at home and just bring Roses to the Parade this week…out of brotherly love and all now that you can see what the view is like at the top...
Rags to riches or so they say
Ya gotta keep pushin' for the fortune and fame
You know it's all a gamble when it's just a game
Ya treat it like a capital crime
Everybody's doin' the time
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
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