Fortnite Dancing

Rock, Paper, Scissors is a video game dance move, good for TD celebrations and how to settle who goes on a wine run Antoinette.

Well America it's election eve which means it's a good time to take stock and count our many blessings🇺🇸. The time has come to appreciate all that we have going for us, and that despite a world with real problems and issues that need confronting and tackling head on instead of grandstanding, politicking, moral preening and fake solutions for nonexistant problems, our glasses are half full and optimism is our future! So let's top those off and hopefully we can get our mugs to follow along! (Give it a second🍵🗿🤔...ok you got it😁!) Time to celebrate our peace and prosperity! Now uncork the wine and raise your favorite glass of Red🍷 or White🥂 cuz we certainly don't want to be Blue🌊🙁! Then after we get loaded up on our favorite whine reducing wine, it's time to break out the dancing shoes, don our best orange shirt, strap on the backpack and 🕺bust a move💃 for an entire Fortnite🎮 celebrating good things. For starters let's Floss away unemployment as we hit record employment numbers, then Hype up the highest GDP 📈growth in decades, and break out the Fresh Carlton to the strongest economy we've had in years. Might as well Dab to wage gains💵 for all groups, while Kicking Your Heels and Making it Rain to less taxes📉. Then notice how the Middle East is on a Smooth Tidy Ride towards peace and stability✌ fo shizzle with a disappearing ISIS, then Best Mate with a friendlier Iraq🤝. And what would make you want get Gangnam Style and Ride a Pony more than disarmament on the Korean peninsula, while our now stronger 👊military can do the Hootenanny, put on a Gun Show💪, then Squat Kick to their resurgence while the rest of us can Brush our Shoulders then do the Turk Dance to less big brother regulations👤. You know what that means... more money to spend on wine 🍾and more things to celebrate. So grab your Seinfeld friends and begin the Slow Clap👏, then Step It Up , Click Your Toes together, and dance in Jubilation...as you Give the L 👆to the Blues🦄🌊 as you Sprinkle Some Pure Salt on that wound...then Kiss, Kiss💋 them goodbye so you can Rock Out before you get Flippin Sexy... cuz you know what time it is America🕛...it's time for some Orange Justice...MAGA. Time to drop that needle so I'm gonna Worm my way outta here! I may not be a Young MC, but I know how to Bust a Move Poindexter...

Next days function high class luncheon
Food is served and you're stone-cold munchin'
Music comes on people start to dance
But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants
A girl starts walking guys start gawking
Sits down next to you and starts talking
Says she wants to dance cause she likes to groove
So come on fatso and just bust a move