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Friday, April 15, 2016

Death and Taxes

Good morning Antoinette, 
It's said that the only sure things in life are slow death by taxes,  and the rejuvenating power of wine.  Don't let the tax man keep you down,  Rebel! Forget about occupying Wall St,  occupy Napa! If you want to get the man and keep more for yourself, drink wine.  It's taxed a third of the rate of liquor,  tastes better and adds 10-30 years to your lifespan.  Remember,  there's a reason Boston Harbor tastes like Earl Grey Tea and not Bordeaux (never waste the good stuff to make a point)...leading to America's greatest cultural contribution besides Elvis and the Kardashians...the end of high tea and the creation of Happy Hour. Our government was founded on this principle. ..life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness!* Fight tyranny!  Save money! Drink more wine!  Remember,  a meal without wine is breakfast,  which is why we invented brunch!
*the wording was changed in the Declaration so as not to alienate the other hours and cause feelings of inadequacy!
Have a great day. 
April 15, 2016

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