Bonjour Antoinette,
The facts are in, if you want to live a longer, healthier and more amorous life drink wine. As if you needed another reason to pop a cork, the illustrious scientific journal, "Food and Wine" has concluded after much lab testing (happy hours) that drinking 1-2 14oz glasses of wine* per day reduces aging, heart attacks and heart disease, colon cancer, diabetes, strokes, brain disease, cataracts, social awkwardness. bedroom anxiety and poor golf swings while at the same time increasing life span, the ability to speak and understand foreign languages, libido, mastery of bar trivia and the stock price of Tide, because Tide gets the stains out. Don't let science get in the way of facts. Famed cork popper and manischewitz drinker, Methusala lived to be 969. If you are going to be anti anything, be antioxidants. Live healthier, look better, love longer! Buy yourself a better personality in every bottle of your favorite grape. As far as you know this information has been verified by the FDA.
*the correct amount is debated by Winos, AMA and the Police!
#nevernotwine
May 18, 2016
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