Good morning Antoinette,
I'm sure you woke up confused today as to why we are celebrating National Wine Day, when we just had National Wine Drinking Day in February. Well we live in confusing times. Which presidential candidate to vote for? Which bathroom to use? The location of the nearest safe space? And, Frappuccino or Macchiato to name some especially confusing ones. Which is why another "Wine Day" was decreed by the UN Charter, Vatican II, the Geneva Convention, Hallmark and of course the Declaration of Independence! WINE CLEARS UP CONFUSION. In order to gain clarity, you must drink wine. Here's proof...after polishing off a bottle of chianti at the local watering hole do you care which bathroom you use? Probably don't even care if you sit directly on the seat. Drink a couple bottles on November 8 and you won't care who you vote for, or remember for that matter. And on Nov 9, after those 2 bottles, you'll know what coffee to get...black, hot and keep it coming. So find a quiet, safe space. Uncork a bottle of your favorite grape and achieve zen like clarity. And since it's Memorial Weekend, a toast to the fallen would be nice!
Before you ride off into the sunset pilgrim, might add a toast for John Wayne's bday tomorrow.
One last Confusion: He who live in glass house, dress in basement!
Oh wait....that's Confucius. I'm so confused. I need wine.
May 25, 2016
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