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Thursday, June 2, 2016

Summer Whine

Good morning Antoinette, 

At long last summer is here! Wax up your surfboard, grab your spf whatever,  pop the top on the jeep or '69 GTO and make ready to lose your winter paleness. Of course if you're a sedan driver it's much harder to tan or be cool (can't believe I traded the jeep for an audi),but don't worry...make up for it by ordering the right bottle of wine.  Popping the top for summer fun is more than going "topless", it's uncorking that perfectly chilled sauvignon blanc,  rose or favorite sparkling. Whether you're at home playing wine pong and spin the bottle around the fire pit, skinny dipping in the neighbors pool, at the local karaoke singing UB40's classic Red Red Wine, or taking communion Sunday morning...there's a perfect bottle for you. So fill up your glass,  extend your pinkie and cheers to another summer of sunburn,  beach traffic,  jellyfish, great whites and laments about wishing you had gone to the gym*...the right wine makes all that whatev's bruddah!

*Scientific Fact...ish: wine is better than aloe for sunburn,  will immediately get you out of traffic (just look for blue lights), soothes jellyfish stings, causes allergic reactions when ingested by sharks and makes you look 10 times better and fitter in the mirror. 



Shaka Brah,

June 2, 2016

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