Snake Oil Salesman

Hay Miercoles Antoinette!

America, stop the Whine! Enough of identity politics and silly acronyms.  This is America...we aren't a salad bowl always keeping to our carrot or cucumber identity, that's rabbit food.  We are a mixing bowl where ingredients stick together like cake and donuts...you know...good stuff. And nothing goes better with chocolate cake or a glazed donut than a glass of wine. So forget about your whining community and join WLM* It's the only acronym that's all inclusive (except the under 21's, and wine deafens you to their whine...remembers kids, do as I say not as I do). So whether you're BLM, or MADD, or DAMM**, or the NFL, MLB, NCAA, IOC or LGBTXPalidocious...check your victimhood at the door, step up to the bar/counter and order yourself the Elixir of Unity, the Big Tent Safe Space for all, the Genie in the Bottle that will make all your wishes come true as far as you know...Wine! Support the Red, White and Blue with a Red, White or Sparkling and overcome your insecurities, need for safe spaces, the Zika virus, STD'S, Back to School sales, synchronized swimming and the dog days of summer. Wine...making friends out of enemies for millennia, and the only FDA licensed product guaranteed to make a 10 out of any person in just one bottle. Make the whole world beautiful...drink wine til they're cute. 

*Winos Lives Matter

**Drunks Against Mad Mothers

Wine is the official P.E.D of the 2016 Rio Olympics(just ask the Japanese Pole Vaulter)

AMF