Three on a match is bad luck Antoinette!
Enough is enough America. Social media warriors, hash taggers, bumper sticker intellectuals..stop it! We get it! Everybody can come up with a ridiculous stat to "prove" their point, post an asinine meme, (who comes up with those btw, what a cool job), and Google some fake news site like the mainstream media to share a shrill and hysterical rant linking people to Hitler, Stalin, Satan, Scary Clowns and the Wicked Witch of the east coast/west coast while exonerating the likes of Fidel or Che. Don't get caught up in the nonsense and skip the Xanax and Valium. Instead, bring civility to your life, food for your soul, calm for your angst and good tips to your bartender and servers, DRINK WINE! Don't post rants! Post babies, puppies, vacays and what you're drinking at happy hour! And if you're too young to post pics of happy hour, then shush! I don't want to hear it's important young people express their opinions, it's important they learn something first. Remember, children believe in unicorns, Santa Claus and that the sick goldfish just swam back to the ocean through the toilet bowl to see a fish doctor. Now they have learned of a new way to skip school..."I don't like democracy, it's unfair!" If you aren't old enough where WINE can solve your problems, then sit down, get out pen and paper, and take notes. Remember these kids already have a built in skip day that's monitored by Johnny Law, let's keep it to just "Danksgiving, 4/20" and get some learning up here in this joint. (Deliberately punny). Ironic these "peace loving, nonviolent protestors" have no issue celebrating Hitler's birthday and driving around in a Hitler volkswagon with a Daisy on the dash! (Put that in your pipe and smoke it) So again, enough of the politics...pop a cork of something pleasant, friendly, and alluring then talk about non controversial things like religion, pipelines, and "does the weather feel warmer to you"? Make sure you think the last one through. TBC
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