It's the Advent of Wining over Whining

Overserving wine is an oxymoron Antoinette,

People often complain about the crass commercialization of Christmas compounded with the commensurate credit card 💳carnage contaminating Christianity's celebration of the coming of the "8 pound 6 ounce newborn infant... don't even know a word yet" Christ child. The build up commences too soon. Stress compounds problems and our composure creating cynical citizens more correctly called Scrooge! Bah humbug! Time to stop forgetting what the season is all about and remember tis the season to be jolly and that we have much for which to be thankful. Besides, Claus is checking his charts and you don't want planet destroying coal in your stocking. (Though ironically, if you warm the planet by burning coal,🌡 you won't need coal to warm up thereby saving the planet. I think I just turned that carbon into a diamond!💎 Treat the Earth well🌎, it's not Uranus!) Get on Santa's good list. Remember Christmas is about sharing, and since Advent kicked off yesterday I think it's appropriate to make good use of the advent calendar. Behind every daily panel should be the name of the wine you will share with those around you. That way, good tidings to all with a little sumpin', sumpin' for yourself... and it will be a jolly, jolly Christmas, and no worrying about first world problems like "nanny nanny boo boo stick your head in poo poo" because we have the first world solution... wine!🍷The Christmas tree will be a safe space for all. Then we can celebrate with our friends and family all that we have and a week of moments to acknowledge. First a toast to our founding father George and the anniversary of the monument erected in his honor which is in no way a Freudian slip or meant to suggest that it's a 555 ft symbol of oppression to all those who might feel oppressed and confused as to what a tall pointy building of stone really actually is....psst, a tall building of stone.🥂 Then we can commemorate a date that still lives in infamy...Pearl Harbor Day🇺🇸(remember infamy is ok for sneak attackers, but fame is the preferable option...so toast with a famously good Alexander Valley Cab). Then finish with a nod to the state that got this party started and always brings up an interesting  question... what did Delaware? She wore her New Jersey of course. I know, I know... I'll stop there and go see what did Tennessee? Oh what...Arkansas?😄 Got it. Bring Joy to the World and make December the advent of giving, sharing, and drinking famously good wines with those you know and don't know. Who knows, it may even help with your joke making ability. It's the holiday season, don't forget to set your scales back 10 pounds and let's make this the best of the Four Seasons and a December like one from the good ol days when... [we] felt a rush like a rolling bolt of thunder, Spinning [our] heads around and taking [our] body's under...Oh, what a night, Late December, back in '63. What a very special time for [we]...
As I remember, what a night