New Year's Resolutions

Resolve to drink more wine in 2018, Antoinette!

Well if you woke up today above ground then it's a happy New Year! I hope yours started off with a bang!😉💣🍾🎉💖 And I hope that if any of you are in pain from 2017... it's champagne! If so, time to send coffee to the bench... Bloody Mary, you're in the game, wine... you're on deck. Now it's time to give thanks for what has been good, and resolve to do better in the future.  I know many of you are surprised to still be here... those of you who didn't move to Canada or France that is. But amazingly the stock market didn't crash(⬆️5000pts), the rescinding of the age old government policy of net neutrality (est. 2015) hasn't caused Twitter any tweeters, Lil Kim Chee still hasn't started WWIII, and if the ice caps are melting, then tell the polar bears to move here to D.C. cuz baby it's cold outside. ☃️ As far as I know, no statue or non pc word has killed anyone, and finally, for all those upset about having to pay less tax, I have some advice for how to spend the money and give back to those in need...bookies. Just wager on the Washington area pro teams during the regular season... they are usually a good bet (with the exception of the Redskins... I'm sure that's just bad karma), then just when you think you have it figured out you'll lose it back in the postseason. Just make sure you save enough to buy wine to console your spirits cuz you'll have to "wait until next year" for a championship! Besides, if you drink wine then you'll know things and the world could certainly use a little more knowledge. Let's resolve to get smarter in the new year and lets resolve to stop the hysterical scare tactics and clucking Chicken Little (read msm) that the sky is falling. I would also like to resolve to send "pc" to the basement. It's getting so I can't walk down the street and wolf whistle at a pretty girl🙈 or tell Polack jokes.🙊 At this rate, who are going to be the 3 guys walking into a bar? 🤔Stereotypes are funny, and as long as you're democratically offensive I see no problem. 🙉😁
Racism is bad, but everything isn't racist. Saying Merry Christmas isn't, jingle bells isn't, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer isn't, farmer's markets aren't, etc, etc, etc. We ought to be harping on the amount of systemic stupidity. That will be our downfall. But I resolve to not let that happen and the way to do so in 2018 is to drink more wine. It might be white or it might be red, but either way might makes right as long as you make it a bottle of wine. There's been a lot of ranting about being on the "right" side of history... no doubt important, but where does that leave the left?  😉 Well if they are left with lots of great wine then they are on the right side of history... see how circular arguing works.... everyone wins when wine is on your team, or in other words...Always choose the right way, and the right way is the wine way, otherwise you'll be left.... holding a bag full of whine. Nobody likes whine, everybody likes wine! More often than not it's a good idea to put politics aside and replace it with a bottle of amity, wine. That's the way to peace and harmony. Time to be like Elvis! No, not the King, Abbott's friend...
and as I walk through This wicked world
Searchin' for light in the darkness of insanity
I ask myself
Is all hope lost?
Is there only pain and hatred, and misery?

And each time I feel like this inside
There's one thing I wanna know:
What's so funny 'bout peace love and understanding? 

Happy New Year