Time to be Presidential

Don't spill wine on your new President's Day mattress Antoinette.

There are many serious threats to our society. Issues to be dealt with and divides to be conquered.  Everything from killer detergents, murderous statues, deadly words and a severe lack of safe spaces to house the afflicted. President's Day is a good day to commemorate our ability to overcome these great obstacles by celebrating two great presidents who overcame the greatest hurdles with aplomb and their finger extended while sipping on a nice Pinot Noir... as well as a good day to get a new mattress.🛏 For advice on the latter check with JFK or WJC.🙊  It's also no coincidence that it comes one day after National Drink Wine Day.🥂 Oh wait, now I know why it's such a big mattress day, ooh la la.🌋🙈 Remember our presidents are citizens first who after a life of acclaim and experience take office...there are no dynasties, just occasional attempts known as the ABC presidencies... the Adams family, the Bush family, and most recently the... oh wait, What Happened? Actually our presidents are just reflections of the varied citizens making up this great country. What we seem to forgot is what makes America great is the individual... liberty can't survive in the masses, group think, and a big government of rules and regs and statist power...much like wine. We can't be made to follow the party line, or cow to PC terrorism, or drink the kool-aid propaganda served up by media provocateurs. We're adults...we drink wine not kool-aid... whichever one(s) we like. What's more is we have a plethora of varietals, styles, terroirs, winemakers and shelves from which to choose and hold countless individual wines for the deplorable all the way down to the white tower.(huh? 😉) What could be more American than that? G.W. and A.L. are just two self reliant Americans honed by experience and dedicated to protecting the individual and their rights to drink the wine of their choice. Their trust and faith in the individual is what helped make us so Great, and since we're speaking of science, weren't we?...those who can't keep up and are likely going to get caught by the lion anyway should be allowed to do so...it just thins the herd making the rest stronger. So those of you who enjoy Tide Pods...just keep eating and btw, there's some pink cotton candy in the attic.🙉 Just saying...#keeptheherdstrong #dontbeasciencedenier and if you need help finding your way just ask Jimi, Bob or Paul...or look for the Watchtower. 

There must be some way out of here
Said the joker to the thief
There's too much confusion here
I can't get no relief
Businessmen they drink my wine
Plowmen dig my earth
None of them know along the line
What any of this is worth
Yeah...
All I got is a red guitar
Three chords
And the truth
All I got is a red guitar
The rest is up to you