R.E.S.P.E.C.T.

All you need is wine and like 2 or 3 good friends Antoinette.

If you're well versed in Hegelian thought(and who isn't😦) then you understand the dialectic theory of history. Basically it's an evolutionary idea that starts with a Thesis to Antithesis to Synthesis which then becomes a new Thesis...repeat. Now of course the problems come when the Arc of the Pendulum swings back and forth to the extremes, while the good times come in the middle...at the Synthesis. Solution: How about keeping things in the middle...perfect! And how do you keep them there? That's the easy part...that's where you keep the wine!🍷 People will never all agree on things, nor see the world the same... that's why one party systems don't work, and why one varietal of wine won't do the trick👎. And who wants to live in a redundant world full of redundancy... that would be like that horror movie, what was it called? Oh yeah...Apple Store 10... 😱and counting. 🐑Baaaaaaaaaaaaa... get it?🤔 So when you have "meetings" of extreme minded nimrods like the 9 members that make up the alt right🤡 squaring off with the few hundred alt left wackos👺 and exacerbated by the few thousand members of the press and twittersphere😈 🙈 where success is measured in ratings and likes👍... don't call 911 just leave wine in the middle...and include all varieties!🍾 This now becomes the Synthesis...historically better known as the pub and where most of us are! Where you can drink your fill, and if you disagree on sports, politics, or the first go at that special someone at the end of the bar... you'll just agree to disagree...and buy another round.🍻 Democracy is messy...it's the worst form of government, except for all the others. If you want consensus, give all the power to the government and see what happens to your Twitter rights and hyphenated identities🙊. Freedom rests in the individual and availability of choices as in wine. Besides, evolutionary psychologists have discovered the secret to humanity's success is [wine]...(they said alcohol but that's only because they are being pc and inclusive). Remember, Jesus didn't turn water into fireballs for his first miracle!  Humans also have the genetic ability to break down alcohol🍸...Benjamin Franklin's proof that God loves us...and didn't give it to elephants 🐘because that would be a big drinking problem (dad joke)which is why they can't hold their liquor and why we get to see drunken elephant videos on Chivetv. The reason wine and other alcohol is so important is its relation to friendship building. Man is a social animal and it's proven that alcohol releases positive endorphins that make us feel better and help develop close friendships. People that drink and have close friends are not only happier, they live longer, and are less likely to develop dementia. Ironically, other activities that release these good endorphins along with alcohol are laughing, singing, and dancing. I think we all know this guy...now you know why there are so many Karaoke bars🙉🎤. So I think it's time that Mr Thesis met Ms Antithesis at the local bar, shared a bottle of red, a bottle of white... and made good use of the Synthesizer📻🎶... maybe sing a song together...how about some Aretha, and show A LITTLE...

R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Find out what it means to me
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Take care, TCB
Oh (sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me)
A little respect (sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me)
Whoa, babe (just a little bit)
A little respect (just a little bit)
I get tired (just a little bit)
Keep on tryin' (just a little bit)
You're runnin' out of fools (just a little bit)
And I ain't lyin' (just a little bit)
(Re, re, re, re) when you come home
(Re, re, re ,re) 'spect
Or you might walk in (respect, just a little bit)
And find out I'm gone (just a little bit)
I got to have (just a little bit)
A little respect (just a little bit)