The Scientific Method

1/1024🛶 is not a joke if you are looking at one bottle in your wine cellar, Antoinette.

Now we all know that the scientific method 
is an empirical method of knowledge acquisition which has characterized the development of natural science since at least the 17th century.🤔 And to elaborate farther, there are 4 basic steps...make an observation that describes a problem, create a hypothesis, test the hypothesis, and then draw conclusions and refine the hypothesis. For example let's look at the problem of bacon...bacon is good but who invented this foundational food group?🥓 I hypothesize that it would have to be someone famous who lent his name to this discovery which leads us to the scientific method discoverer, Francis Bacon!👏 I test this by asking him, "Did you discover bacon? " However, he is currently dead and would not answer, so I must conclude with a certainty of 1/1024 that bacon comes from France😉, 2X chromosomes make you a girl 👧if you believe in that scientific mumbo jumbo, the earth is warming...as you go from morning to afternoon🌡, and cooling as we head towards winter.❄ As a matter of fact, it seems like the temp went from 85 to 55 like it saw a state trooper.🏍☃️🚔 There's also a better than 1/1024 chance that the global warming to be concerned with is caused by the methane released by bloviating politicians😤, braying jackasses🐎, like seeking ✔❤social media hounds, moral preeners behind internet firewalls and black masks🕵️‍♀️, and singers looking for lyric inspiration👩‍🎤.TAY TAY has made a career singing about her poor choices in men...so vote for them, huh?  And KW makes a career by marriage and making fun of Tay Tay...hmm maybe everyone wins? Haha, yeah right! Hey, believe in something, even if you only have a 1/1024 chance of being correct...Just Do It, right?!  Well, if you like your odds a little better and would rather bank on something that is good for you, tastes great and goes well with bacon with 100% scientific certainty no matter which of the 2 genders 👫you can prove using the scientific method that you are...then WINE proves the hypothesis🍷...How do you make everybody happy, reduce global warming, restore civility, increase intelligence, give people something to do with their hands other than a keyboard, MAGA and pairs well with bacon (either Francis or porcine)? Of course the conclusion is WINE🍾...then to refine...I would suggest if we want to lower the volume and lessen carbon emissions😧 that lead to global warming then it's time to gag the braying jackasses😷... they're just donkeys anyway, and the best way to do that is give then wine to drink so their mouths are full...unless they also want parfait...afterall, everybody loves parfait!🍨Drink up America...it's ok to be many layered like an onion, let's just stop being ogres👹 before someone gets Smashed in the Mouth... let's be All-Stars instead...
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold