Baby, it's Cold Outside Holiday Mashup

I'm going to lie under the Christmas Tree ...to remind everyone I'm a gift Antoinette.

There's been a lot of talk, maybe too much talk about this next song... but it's not a rebel song, it's Baby, it's cold outside! You-two huh, yeah #metoo! 🤔😉😂  The question in front of us this holiday season is when is music just music, and when is it more dangerous than playing Helter Skelter backwards?😰 So I think it's our duty to parse the lyrics of "Baby..."  to death in order to discern if there are any latent Weinsteinisms and Cosbyisms... or rather is the outrage just another example of science deniers and braying jackasses 🐎refusing to acknowledge the health benefits of plying your special someone with wine🥂 to better help them exercise😉 thereby ruining Christmas for everybody. Let's take a look at the evidence and sing along to Baby, It's Cold Outside.
      HER.                                   (HIM)
I really can't stay....(but the weather outside is frightful)🌨
I gotta go away...(and the fire in here is so delightful)🔥
This evening has been...(and it feels like now my chestnuts are roasting on an open fire vent)
So very nice...(don't go outside Jackfrost will be nipping at your nose and thighs)
My mother will start to worry...(But I'll have a blue Christmas without you so don't hurry )
My father will be pacing the floor...(I'll be so blue🌬 thinking about you and trying to score)
So really I'd better scurry...(But, I'm Santa🎅 baby and down your chimney tonight I'll hurry)
Well maybe just a half a drink more🍷...(now you're talking, I'm your Santa cutie and there's one thing I really need, the deed...for shore)😉

The neighbors might think...(Baby it's bad out there and you could get run over by a reindeer)🦌
Say what's in this drink?...(Just cabernet 🍷don't worry about it...you can't walk home on Christmas eve without cheer)🎄
I wish I knew how...(with you it's the most wonderful time of the year right now)
To break this spell...(there'll be much mistletoeing) (my hope will be growing you can tell)🗼🙊
I ought to say no, no, no sir...(later on we'll conspire, as we sit by the fire♨️ to face unafraid the plans that we made canoodling in a winter wonderland'er)
At least I'm gonna say that I tried...(Baby it's the bright time, the right time, to rock the night away I lied)💃🕺
I really can't stay...(and jingle bell time is a swell time to go gliding on my one horse sleigh)🙈
Baby it's cold outside

Ah, you're very pushy you know?...(don't you know it's Christmastime at all...free your world)

I simply must go...(don't be a monster Ms Grinch with your heart an empty hole)😫
The answer is no...(... no need to worry about this 39 and half feet pole)🙉
The welcome has been...(my one wish on Christmas eve is as plain as it could be when)
So nice and warm...(all I want for Christmas, is my 2 minutes between the sheets with your form)
My sister will be suspicious...(if you want to be happy in a million ways delicious)😉
My brother will be there at the door...(you can't beat my home for the holidays anymore)🏡
My maiden aunt's mind is vicious...(what fun it is to ride and sing a laying song tonight...mmm scrumpdillyicious)🙉
Well maybe just a cigarette more...(jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way till we score) (oh what fun it is to ride on this one eyed #%@!....Say! )🙊

I've got to get home...(I'll have you singing, o Tannenbaum, o tannenbaum)🎄
Say lend me a coat?...(Much pleasure doth will bring moi)🙈
You've really been grand...(... oh how you made me come to life this day, there must have been some magic in that old "silk hat" you found)😉
But don't you see?...(Cuz when you placed it on my head, boy did I dance around thee)🙈
There's bound to be talk tomorrow...(Thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump, it's not Frosty⛄ in here anymorrow)
At least there will be plenty implied...( it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas inside)🔥
I really can't stay...(here comes Santa claus, here comes Santa Claus...right down Santa claus way)😍
Baby it's cold...(and I got a bag filled with joys I'm told)🎁
Baby it's cold outside...(hear those "sleigh bells" jingle? Cuz you're such a beautiful sight)😘
Okay fine, just another drink then...(now jump in bed, because Santa Claus comes tonight!) 🛏🌋

That took a lot of convincing!...(Just my own special recipe for wassail'incing! ) uh oh...🙈🙉🙊

See! Nothing to see here. So drink as much wine🍾🍷🥂 and Christmas cheer as it takes to make Christmas and everyday a special day. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! Cheers.