Finally, the Final Finale!

If you're driving remember that not all cars autocorrect Antoinette!

Good morning boys and girls... the doctor is in!👨‍⚕️ While my degree might not actually say Doctor, my experience in solving life's dilemmas has certainly qualified me for an honorary doctorate... besides, I drink wine🥂, I know things😉. And why would you need a doctor you might be asking? 🤔Well judging from the twittersphere and other social mediums of  "madness" I can tell the world is in need of some doctoring, the right therapy, and of course the appropriate Rx💉 to cure life's ills and to succor those afflicted with "finally the final finale" of G.O.T. 🐉I hope everyone had a great weekend, but for those of you who didn't sleep well last night because of the future or lack thereof for the Seven Kingdoms👑, this week should provide the solution for you. That's right... this week ends with the vaccine that even anti-vaxxers aren't afraid to indulge... wine🍷,  celebrated by National Wine Day.🍾 If wine can't right all that's wrong then you need to change your problems. I'm also declaring by executive fiat that today will be National Whine Day.😭 That way the week will be bookended by homophonic solutions (easy there LGBTxpalidocious🧚‍♂️🧚‍♀️)... first get it off your chest then drink it down past your chest. Furthermore, You don't have to wait until the end of the week to fill your subscription just start drowning your whine 🍷🍷🍷today and you should feel better immediately. Now for the whiners...of course a rational mind knows that no matter how G.O.T. ended somebody somewhere was gonna be upset and whine 😱about it which of course is fine in and of itself. The difference though is that in the old days if you wanted to make your opinion known and actually have it published for all to see, you would actually have to write it out and send in to some op/ed page which would require some degree of thought and civility or it wouldn't be published📰.  Now of course you can share your thoughts immediately without thought, regardless of your level of inebriation😜, sanity, degree of civility or IQ level 🥴and be protected by both the right of free speech (unless of course your views don't correspond with the Big Brothers of Google, Twitter and Facebook's views of life👹) and the internet firewall which means less bar fights perhaps, but leaves more people in need of an ass whoopin'. 🤼‍♂️🤛You're also not protected from your own stupidity🙃. And the rest of us have to endure your 1984's Two Minutes of Hate!👺☠💀 Of course you have the freedom to say what you want, but that doesn't mean you should. We all have knee jerk reactions, but so called "adulting" requires a little temperance to our response. Declaring what's wrong and screaming at anyone who might disagree... this is where we are today. 😪Social media has become the first resort for the "mob." The place where people shielded in anonymity, informed by their echo chamber of choice, encouraged to shock, regurgitate whatever nonsense, hate, and vitriol their unfiltered minds can come up with in limited space and thought. Instead of social media working as a boon to democracy and as a forum of discussion and the sharing of ideas, it's become the means to antagonize or appease and get votes from the sheep🐑. Social media has become the den of polarized factions where cogent and coherent arguments go to die, minority views get overweighted and the hate machine spends its time doxing enemies and publishing teenage quotes of those they disagree with and discounting those that don't feed their narrative!🐀 Now if that doesn't make you want to pop a cork on a 1.5 liter bottle of cab sauvignon then I don't know what will🍷.

The seven kingdoms might have dragons and "intimate" family relations🙈🙉🙊, but we have to deal with the hyper shrill voices crying and screaming and wailing about what happened🥵, or didn't happen... yeah #metoo and #ImWithHered. Oh well, moving on... time to poop or get off the pot as my Grandma would say. And since we're speaking of Democracy and the G.O.T... and everybody gets a say because they sit on a metaphorical throne... it's a good time to remember the difference is that the normal person's throne isn't made of iron... it's generally porcelain🚽. And according to all leading scientific publications, Washington Post and lab tests on rats (the real ones not the myriad candidates for the party of AYFKM), ...COFFEE causes you to poop☕! Go figure. If only I had known that was the reason for my morning sojourn to read the sports section📰, I might have done...EXACTLY THE SAME THING! Somebody pays money for this?💵 The odds of this not being the case was about the same as Beto or Corey becoming a viable presidential candidate... otherwise known as 2%ers. You know...the skim milk boys🍼... who are about as popular as cod liver oil and Joffrey Lannister. But hey... that's why they invented wine🍷. Don't sweat the small stuff. It doesn't matter who rules the Seven Kingdoms...it's a TV show... and as for social media pontificating...have a big cup of STFU... nobody's listening and nobody cares... but they will care if you offer wine... lighten up, loosen up, and drink up🍷... then everybody's happy... otherwise you're just following a bunch of TALKING HEADS on the Road to Nowhere...

Well we know where we're going
But we don't know where we've been
And we know what we're knowing
But we can't say what we've seen
And we're not little children
And we know what we want
And the future is certain
Give us time to work it out

Yeah

We're on a road to nowhere
Come on inside
Taking that ride to nowhere
We'll take that ride
I'm feeling okay this morning
And you know
We're on the road to paradise
Here we go, here we go