Inaugurate a "Wining" Resolution!

Be resolute Antoinette, 

Well you tried America...half way through the first month of the new year and unless you're like me, your resolve to be resolute about your New Year's Resolution is resoundingly resembling a long lost remembrance. Last week at the gym was more crowded than a Star Wars, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Comic-Con, and NSYNC jamboree and they looked just as fit. This week at the gym looks like a Madonna concert (get it? Ghost town). Let me remind you that you can't break your resolutions unless you make them! Time to be like Mike..."I resolve to make no resolutions in the new year, and drink more wine". Feel better about yourself. Cash in your monthly charitable gym donation. Instead, stock your wine rack and buy a truck sidemirror. You'll have a smile on your face, and your corporeal "object" will appear smaller (read thinner) in the mirror! Setting goals is important. Setting attainable goals is important to personal well being. Setting a goal of drinking more wine is delicious. Better off replacing hours at the gym sweating, holding your gut in, and waiting in line for the Stairmaster with a bottle of chianti and a plate of spaghetti bolognese! Besides, it's MLK day...gyms and normal resolutions are about judging and living up to judgements. That's not what the Doctor wanted. Doctor Who?  Doctor King! I read somewhere (I'll find the source later), he said "only judge people on their character, what's in the wine cabinet, and are they willing to share." Remember boys and girls, judging people for judging is judging. I don't even know what that means, but ask yourself, "are you one of God's children? " I know you are, so don't worry about the color of the skin of the grapes, it's about the content of the bottle. Dream big America! Red bottles and white bottles can live side by side. There's even room in this 2017 America for those bottles with an effervescent lifestyle. Forget about resolutions, honor MLK, share a bottle of wine, then as Bono says, "One" More In The Name of Love, and Inaugurate a year of respect for each other even when you disagree. It's the playoffs. Get "wined" up and save your vitriol for the other team. Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Cheers!