The Year of the Rooster!

Time for a little crowing Antoinette,

In this corner, and still the champ, The U.S. of A, with a record of 67-0...a new president has taken the oath of office, legally and peacefully! (not counting the destruction of a Starbucks window front, where rumor has it, THEY DIDN'T SELL WINE!) That's a winning record better than Rocky Marciano. Even though it was peaceful, there are some who would like to honor the second place finisher with a reset, ala Russian foreign policy. That's called a mulligan in golf, and a do over if you're 10! Hey '80s can we get that foreign policy back? Just kidding. We don't want a cold war with anyone, especially fellow Americans. Not to worry, I have the solution for thawing the cold war and making everyone, most importantly the ladies, warm up! 😆 I don't know about you, but when I see a half million ladies roaming the streets holding signs talking about their lady parts, I give them wine. Well we can't reset the election, but we can reset New Years and give everyone something to crow about, a new New Years! Time to get this Monkey (2016) off our back, and reset 2017 this Saturday with a barnyard dance and ring in the Year of the Rooster. People from the Orient celebrate the changing year based on a lunar calendar, whereas in the Occident we base it off some guy named Gregory, no kidding! Does a Pope drink wine in the woods? There's a name for this kind of happenstance, it's called Another Reason To Drink Wine! Time to forget about the Soviet Union, join in on the most important holiday in Asia and choose Red like the Chinese, a glass of white, or if you prefer bubbly, look no farther than Mr. Chow. You might get a hangover, but that's the quid pro quo, #&*$! (Shameless Hangover plug!) All kidding aside, it's great to live in a country where we can peacefully protest fair elections, and celebrate New Year's as many times as we want! So pop a cork, and share the bottle with someone different from yourself. If you want respect, speak with respect and pour everyone a glass. Wine is a much better peace offering than the hard to find olive branch, and less messy and noisy than a dove. Coo Coo Ka Choo Mrs Robinson, Jesus loves you...and wine is the proof!