In Re: Wine Is a Moveable Feast

Here comes Peter Cottontail Antoinette,

There are many Reasons to drink wine. Reunion of those separated, Refuge for those needing shelter, Resurrection for those needing life, Recompense for those needing a Refund, and Refills for those unwise enough to have given up alcohol for lent. Thank the Lord for this week and for wine! We're not just celebrating some made up national day like today's National Siblings Day, oh brother! Or National Farm Animals Day. Take it easy Scotland,  Baaaaaaa!🐑 No we are talking about the Judeo-Christian foundations of western civilization. It's Passover, so let the manischewitz flow while sitting down to tonight's Seder, then throw in the Ten Commandment's dvd and watch western civilization's first action hero, Moses, (the NRA didn't choose Charlton Heston for nothing) save the day and his people. Remember wine is kosher (for the most part😆)! Go ahead and celebrate Reunion while you're at it since yesterday marks the anniversary of Grant and Lee fulfilling Lincoln's pledge of an undivided house by laying down arms and sharing a bottle of Horton Norton in Wilbur McLean's parlor. And as tax deadline approaches, Remember that wine is taxed at a third of the rate of liquor so keep more for yourself, and it's also good for you so you'll live longer. Remember, it's a sure thing that if you die before you file your taxes you can't write yourself off as a deduction...just saying. And finally, the end of the week brings hope to those of us needing Redemption as JC gave us a get out of jail free card and a chance for us to give a somber toast for our failings. Of course weekends don't end on Friday and rule number 1 says never let a guy named Pontius have the last word. He can have fun with his crazy exercise system*, and let the man in birkenstocks Resurrect our spirits by becoming the "life of the party" and rising to the occasion. Just save me the seat next to the Easter Bunny, he's a good egg. Jah come to break down 'pression, rule equality, Wipe away transgression, set the captives free ...Exodus, movement of Jah people...

Celebrate life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness...otherwise known as wine! Jah feel me?

*pilates...get it?  😉