Political Science Fiction

Time to hang ten Antoinette,

Science is one of those straight forward words that allows us to dwell on just the facts ma'am. It's all based on empirical evidence that we can verify via the scientific method.... or is it. Lest we forget... Science also leads us to science fiction which takes us down the rabbit hole of mom's basement and comic con. And even more comical... there's political science. Where we can change biology and add a whole alphabet of chromosomes to go with the old fashioned and scientific X and Y. Hmm, well we aren't animals right? I mean we are, but we aren't. We should have as many fictional identities as we want right? After all, what separates us from the animals is our humanity (that's good), opposable thumbs(that's useful), and apparently a multiple choice of genders(that's confusing). All animals have is... animosity? (That's bad), no reason or compassion (That's barbarian), and a rigid food chain and only two sexes (That's limiting). The biggest difference of course is we can communicate clearly and we can make wine. For example let's take something black and white to illustrate...pro and anti... we know words beginning with anti are bad... anti-ques, anti-pasto, anti-disestablishmentarian, anti-climax (wait, I thought that was the point? ). Hmm, let's try pro...pro-fanity, pro-blem, pro-crastination, pro-miscuous. Wait this isn't going how I anticipated.  Better switch to something that is clear and communicable in a good way, 😉...wine! We got you animals there! Wine gives us humans class, style, taste, refinement and the ability to communicate reasonably. And what's even better, wine goes well with animals, haha... that might not be humane, but it is delicious! However, sometimes humans choose to drink inflammatory drinks like Fireballs or worse, Appletinis. Those are the drinks of extremism... the KKK, BLM, Commies, Fascists, Antifa and PC types. Stop the madness, uncork something with reason, and the scientifically proven ability to calm anger and enlighten our communication. Time to put aside the apocalyptic missile tests, diplomatic nightmares, extremism on all sides and focus on what’s really important this Monday...my vacation and how many Bloody Mary's and how much wine I can drink at Big Pecker's before going back to work. You don't see me threatening anyone with my missiles... just my missives! Time to take another sip, slap on some spf, wax the board and Let's go surfin' now, Everybody's learning how, Come on and safari with me...🏄‍♂️🍷🏌️‍♂️🏖😎!