Football is non denominational!

Identity politics don't belong in football, that's why they wear helmets Antoinette.

As September fades away and fall begins, we are reminded that winter is coming and it's time to store our nuts, stock the wine cellar, hibernate in the basement and inure ourselves to the inevitable cold shoulders, icy stares, and threats to leave if we don't stop watching football. All that is endurable, but there are nefarious forces at work out there trying to undermine the last great safe space for us Neanderthals... the man cave.(cavewomen are welcome, dress code applies👡) After a long week of tip toeing through a PC world where you have to look over your shoulder before quoting classic movies like Blazing Saddles🏇 because you don't want to trigger anyone, it's time for the welcome respite of the game and a malty beverage, hearty cabernet, or favorite brown liquor, cigar and a bag of Cheetos. However, even this is now being threatened. We don't need to be preached at during the holy day of football 🏈by media personalities, celebrities, rock stars, politicians, athletes or anyone hyping the identity politic du jour. Things haven't gotten worse in the last 10 years, just exploited for political gain and exacerbated by the Network[s]. Well "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore." (See what I did there,😉) It's time to jump on the identity politics bandwagon and fight for our rights....FFLM(Football Fans Lives Matter). I only got one rule, "and that's never bet money that you don't have on a dog race with an ex-girlfriend who happens to be a stripper." Ok, 2 rules...KEEP POLITICS OUT OF FOOTBALL, and make sure to give the cabernet time to decant. Just as you would stand out of respect in any country you visited for their national anthem, stand for America's. If you want to help, then get out in your community and help and leave your selfie stick at home. If you want to kneel, Tebow after a score... it's a little more dignified than urinating like a mutt OBJ! Keep football pure from the taint of politics, because much more of this and we'll choose Will Farrel's life of cutting the grass, going "to Home Depot...buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know...!" We'd rather stay in the basement, watch the game and drink wine. Because "once it hits your lips it's so good."🍷 Leave politics to things like the current most hyped book in America, What Happened...spoiler alert, the answer is on the cover next to the word By, 😉. Leave football alone and focus media attention on serious political issues like international threats to human survival  where the "Pickens" aren't so "Slim" such as the "Major Kong" of North Korea...Who is...not the man they think [he is] at home...Oh no no no [he's] a rocket man, Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone... and I think it's gonna be a long, long time!🚀