May all your pain be champagne, Antoinette.
Click bait... gotcha! Sorry to disappoint those of you looking for this month's centerfold🙊❌❌❌🙊, but since you're here you might as well pay tribute to the legendary founder of Playboy, Hef! Afterall, you read the magazine for the articles anyway right? 😉Though Hef's intention to present the image of a worldly, sophisticated and well-read man, surrounded by beautiful women, expensive cars, high-tech gadgets, the best wines and spirits, and the latest in bathrobe fashion may have inspired the ire of some, his mission was to provide a few extra laughs and a little diversion for the anxieties of the Atomic age. Well guess what... with "Rocket Man"🚀 unhappy with the state of kimchee, things haven't changed all that much since the 1950's. Ironic this is the anniversary of the "Twilight Zone." Never fear...I have the diversion for any dimension...WINE, Baseball and a couple of recommendations. So uncork a bottle of Bear Flag Zin and listen up. First, some advice for you Lil Kim... get on the world's good side and donate some blood to the victims of hurricanes and deadly shootings...I suggest donating all of it!😝 Speaking of living in the twilight zone...Saudi Arabia is going to let women drive!!!🏎 Not that I'm against that, but to lessen the impact on global warming🔥 because of additional drivers I think people in Maryland should relinquish their licenses... they are a blue state, they won't mind. Better pour me another glass! Also, Twitter has decided that all those 140 character pundits on their site need the ability to show off the entire breadth of their intellect, so they have doubled the size of their page limit, I mean letter/emoji limit to 280. Gee that won't be twice as annoying!🙉 I'm imagining a lot of left over spaces, or a lot more exclamation points and hearts!♥️ I'll drink more wine... that always washes away cynicism.🙊You know what else does? Baseball!⚾️ The place where the crowd thinks the last two words of the national anthem are, "play ball!" 🇺🇸The sport where when you hit a homerun, you circle the bases, and run into the dugout. If it's a big moment... the crowd will ask you back out where you will tip your cap. If anyone pulls an OBJ dog with small bladder/ brain stunt, they would quickly find out what a 100mph fastball in the ribs feels like. Baseball plays everyday like Americans work everyday. It's about the effort, the ground, the place, and the weather. For almost all it's a slow grind through school, dusty minor league towns and if they get lucky...a moment in the show... just like the perfect bottle of Rutherford Cab... dust included. 🍷I love all sports and all kinds of wine, but it's the playoffs now... I'll be uncorking something nice, while I take my sport without the need to be politically affirmed on the field...of dreams. Play Ball and beat the drum...hold the phone, the sun came out today. We're born again, there's new grass on the field...A-roundin' third and headed for home, It's a brown-eyed handsome man. Anyone can understand the way I feel...
Oh, put me in coach, I'm ready to play today!
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