God Save The Queen

Make National Wine Day redundant Antoinette,

I may be a little out of it...okay a lot out of it, but it appears the Royals are at it again. No I'm not talking about one of the Kardashians touting the newest thighmaster, or the former step parent deciding he's a he that feels like a she with or without his pole vault🙈. Nor am I talking about anybody from Kansas City.⚾️ I'm talking about those people who didn't make the move 242 years ago🇺🇸 and got stuck with Elton John, a non existent dental plan and a bunch of fading memories of the glory days of when the sun never set.  You know, the queen and her children's children👸. Now don't get me wrong, any 92 year old lady who has 4 drinks a day alternating between wine🍷 and martinis is ok in my book, but the verdict is still out on her potential successors.  And the grandchildren are shaking things up again. I'm not talking about Brexiting either... I'm referring to another royal who is Brentering and the sparks are flying💣! However, this time instead of a royal marrying a commoner... we have a very controversial mixed marriage😮... we have a royal marrying an American!  God Save The Queen! What makes it even more controversial is one of them(shhh🙊)... is a ginger😰...the other is just a pretty girl living out her Cinderella dream👰. It's crazy! I don't know what you've heard, but it's like Laurel marrying Yanni!🙉 Of course this is the 21st century, and we don't care about royals and commoners, nor gingers and Americans for that matter(smh). All that is important is to remember the success of any country, royal family or relationship is dependent on wine. Not once in the history of the world has any country fallen, royal family gone kaput, or relationship ended because they had plenty of Wine. 🥂 The path to success and longevity is through the vinified grape... just ask the queen... in England, not the pole vaulter. Raise a glass and toast the new couple...afterall he's somewhere down the line in the Royal succession...I think right after David Beckham and the fictional James Bond, but still ahead of Dr Who. Celebrate National Wine Day this week by drinking wine every day... that will lead you right into a royally Memorial weekend! You may not be one of the Royals, but Lorde[y], Lorde[y] have fun pretending...

But everybody's like Cristal, Maybach, diamonds on your timepiece
Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash
We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love affair

And we'll never be royals
It don't run in our blood
That kind of lux just ain't for us
We crave a different kind of buzz
Let me be your ruler, you can call me Queen B
And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule)
Let me live that fantasy