Great Expectations

Ask no questions, and you'll be told no lies Antoinette.

There is no question that every thinking person wants to be on the Right side of history and all those "eternal" questions. The problem of course is twofold. One: I see a lot of people out there who have confused their thinking cap👨‍🎓 with their dunce cap ❔and are Left...holding their head in befuddlement😯. Second: while many questions have right and wrong answers, some are not either/or, they are merely preferential or actually only have one answer. Let's look at some classics. Iphone or Android? Well obviously this is a preferential question right? I mean in a world of so many people some choose to be sheep🐑! I mean who else is going to willingly stand in line, and be forced to shop in the weirdest stores for hours for a fragile, limited phone system that price gouges you? Sheep who like identical sheep🐏. The rest of the world will play in the Galaxy of their choosing🌠. See...something for everyone. Baaaaa! 😁 Or how about Jedi vs Trekkies? Now that's a hard one🤔...on the one hand, you have Hans and Captain Kirk, and on the other hand you have Princess Leia and Spock... hmm? I don't know the answer to this one but it does beg more questions, like can space be a final frontier if it's infinite?  And, isn't there anything else on tv📺? Hopefully the force is with you...now beam me out of here Darth! Other great questions include: is Pluto a planet or a cartoon dog🐶?  Is the earth flat or round? Metric or Imperial📐?  Who let the dogs out🌎? What is a Samantha B🐽? And what wine is best🍷? Well the answers are Both, Round, Imperial (2 kinds of countries in the world, those that use metric, and those that have landed on the moon🌛🇺🇸)*, Baha Men, a "C" word... you know,😉 Canadian🇨🇦, and the Wine that is in your glass🥂!!!! That's right... the only real question is, what wine will I drink today? Consider it the daily question du jour! It's the kind of question, that if it were on every test, the world would be full of summa cum laudes, and no one would be Left...senseless and on the wrong side of history. So what to take from this? Well most importantly, take a clean glass and fill it up with whatever wine floats your boat🛥. Then remember, if you want to get the answer right, ask the right question. And when it comes to wine, I always choose (D) All of the above! Make everything Right in your life...drink wine🍾 and spell it the right way...not with H.👍😉  That way you will always get the truth...in vino veritas. Now can you name a 2 word rock band without any vowels and a question of their own? Lynyrd Skynyrd

Back at the hotel
Lord we got such a mess
It seems that one of the crew
Had a go with one of the guests, oh yes
Well, the police said we can't drink in the bar, what a shame
Won't you come upstairs girl
And have a drink of champagne🍾

What's your name, little girl?
What's your name?
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
For there ain't no shame

*thanks for coming along for the ride Liberia and Burma.