Don't make this your Waterloo!

A win without wine misses the e Antoinette!

France wins! France wins! 🗼Well there's a line you don't hear too often. Cheers!😉🥂 But it's true. Le Bleu⚽️ has not raised the white flag yet🏳, and they have advanced to the semi-finals of the World Cup🏆 where they will face the inventors of waffles🇧🇪, the world's biggest beer drinkers🍺, and the originators of a language that sounds like something from the bottom of your throat🤔. Luckily, they have avoided their arch nemesis🇩🇪, the inventors of Frankfurters🌭, blitzkriegs and the official vehicle of hippies✌💝. Well bon chance frogs🐸. The last time you got this far in Russia🇷🇺, it didn't end very well and "the small part of the world" got a complex. 😉 Napoleon did have his good points though. He was good at coding😁, he put a Belgian town on the map and into English lexicon, and he brought some stability to France after they ran out of Bourbons!(at least temporarily)Now I know a lot of Frenchies didn't like the Bourbon dynasty👑, and Louis XVI and Marie in particular, but I don't know...He helped America 🇺🇸against the Limey's in our Revolution and she always offered cake🎂 to the Parisians.  Oh well, maybe it was just time for a change, and out of it some good did come. In fact this week on July 14, the French celebrate the changes. Prison reform began with the storming of the Bastille, Bourbons were given up (besides Kentucky did them better), and the French could now focus on what they do best. French fries! French fries!🍟 JK😁...French wines! French wines! Now there's a line you could never hear often enough.🍷That's right... do what you do best France... make great wines🍾. Leave the 40 hour work week and fighting to the rest of the world and concentrate on making wine for those of us who need TGIF happy hours, and the spoils of war. No worries, we'll protect you💪. And bon chance to Le Bleu, and the other complex sufferers who are left kicking and screaming🏃‍♂️⚽️😭. Word of advice FIFA, maybe you should have let a thinking man like Rodin design the cup, or Stanley, or better yet Ovechkin🏒...someone who knows if there's no place to put the wine, you can't drink, so it's not a cup, OMD!(oh mon dieu). Priorities! Ok, well it's your week France, so viva la France, and if you win celebrate like your name is Ricky Martin, cuz your life will be crazy...

She never drinks the water
And makes you order
French champagne
Once you've had a taste of her
You'll never be the same
Yeah, she'll make you go insane

Upside inside out
She's livin' la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down
Livin' la vida loca