Look Who Made America Great

Some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue Antoinette. 

Well America, it's July 2  which means the dog days of summer are upon us and the weather is hot. It also means once upon a time a few brave souls decided overbearing governments, who overtaxed, over-lorded, and just plain over-done-it were passe! This Greatest Generation knew what all but the doltest of the dolts knew that the secret to the Good Life, Liberty and Pursuits of Happiness lie in protecting Individual Liberty at all costs. These are the guys and gals who MAG! They got noted winemaker/wordsmith Jefferson to put it in writing📝 and 2 days later the greatest political experiment in history began🇺🇸! What better occasion to uncork a great bottle of wine🍾, light off some bottle rockets🎆, and let out a giant yeehaa could there be than that?  Of course we are a work in progress just like fine wine🍷, but through trial and error we will progress as we move forward and get to that 100 point vintage as long as we avoid the siren call of big government, fake news, and the PC fascist👎. We're America! We take old ideas and make them better....i.e. soccer became football🏈, berets became cowboy hats🤠, and high tea became happy hour🍻. Of course we constantly invent brilliant new ideas as well, i.e. drive thru wine stores, beer pong and lawn darts🙈. Fore! I know, I know the whole rest of the world plays soccer⚽️... to which I say exactly! That's why we moved...I mean it's a nice activity and all, and the World Cup is a justifiable reason to drink wine on weekday mornings 🥂👍(Americans already invented the alcoholic brunch for the weekend). It's also good that there's this game of soccer, because it's the perfect game for the falsely victimized. Otherwise they wouldn't know how to cry over nothing and the only outdoor activity they would have is ultimate frisbee, hacky sack, and protesting the horribly racist author of Little House on the Prairie (aka the Midwestern Mein Kampf), or triggering statues🗿 like those of the founding fathers of the greatest country the world has ever known. (Without whom btw there would be no basements with WiFi...put that in your vape and smoke it). I actually like the World Cup for reasons besides drinking. It gives me reason to learn new words in new tongues... like cheers in 32 countries! But I can't tell if they are modeling behavior from little kids or for little kids...I mean they raise their hand for everything which is nice 🙋‍♂️(I only raise mine when I want more wine), but their temper tantrums 😭and fake owies🤕🤥 would make the toddlers and the triggered envious! Oh well, I guess that's the brave new world...gulp! Well I am curious to see who wins the Cup🏆, who gets the Golden Boot👟, and who will get the Academy Award for Best Dramatic Emotional Performance👑... there might be no crying in baseball, but in soccer it's an art. And by the way, not for nothing but while a Frenchman👨‍🎨 may have invented the bikini this week in 1946, merci, it took an Austrian immigrant to the USA, who escaped real life Nazis, to improve(Americanize) upon it and invent the Topless Bikini!😁🙈.GBA, Reard, Gernreich, and Hyland for the visuals👙...stay tuned!

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today.
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the locker she wanted to stay.
Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more!