Gunter glieben glauchen globen

The hills are alive with Rieslings this morning Fräulein Antoinette,

If April showers bring may flowers, then what do September showers bring? They bring a lot of whine that’s what😭, and that’s not the good side of that homonym pair!👎 But enough of the whining, the hysterical screeching, the hyperbolic wailing, and the inane crying...it’s wet enough out here. Thanks Flo!⛈ Remember when the country had adults voting and governing? Yeah me either...but on this day in 1789 the greatest judicial body in history was established, the US Supreme Court, 🏛on the heels of the greatest document, the US Constitution,📃 and the day before the Bill of Rights passed Congress. That was some work!👍 Now we get a daily barrage of puerile rants by temper tantrum throwing, unAmerican “babies” who think the constitution is unconstitutional when they don’t get their every whim indulged...cast aspersions, sulk, pout, and denigrate the institutions that allow them freedom and safety to act like what only the French can describe...enfant terrible! 😣Well if there is one way to cure this whine and turn September into a month of Wine-ing instead🍾, it’s to look to the Germans! Ach du Lieber! Just ask the French...oh mon dieu! That’s right, wipe the tears away little babies, and put some “Milch” in that bottle!🍼 Some Liebfraumilch. Don’t worry it tastes like it could be in a juice box and should go well with your animal crackers🐪. And for those of you who like your wine and your wit a little dryer and complex, then fill a glass with a Grosse Gewächs Riesling from Rheinhessen and let’s all shout a hearty Ein Prosit to Oktoberfest!🥂 Apparently the Germans couldn’t wait for October to get here either since they start celebrating in September. That’s right... this is one time it's good to act like the Germans.  So throw some brats on the grill🌭, fill your stein with beer🍺 or wine🍷, don your lederhosen, put on your polka shoes, grab St Pauli's Girl or Hansel (don't worry Gretel won't mind and St Paul isn't allowed🙈), and wash away the wet whine of September by getting wet on the inside. Time to share some hospitality the German way, gemutlichkeit, and get blitzed... the good way England!🚀 And without the krieg France!⚡ 🙊Now that's funny I don't care who you are.🍻 I knew there was a Riesling to drink today🙉.Life is all about how you frame things so I suggest framing your view with wine, and maybe throw in a slice of 🍎strudel...mmmm, that hit the spot and I can't hear the whine anymore.  Makes you want to sing in German. And speaking of spots and singing, it makes you want to sing loud enough to overcome a Tiger Roar and crowd🏌️‍♂️, or even so a Def Leppard could hear you singing Rock of Ages

Gunter glieben glauchen globen 
All right 
I got something to say 
Yeah, it's better to burn out 
Yeah, than fade away 
All right 
Ow Gonna start a fire 
C'mon! 
Rise up! gather round 
Rock this place to the ground 
Burn it up let's go for broke 
Watch the night go up in smoke 
Rock on! Rock on!...
Rock of ages, rock of ages 
Still rollin', keep a-rollin' 
Rock of ages, rock of ages 
Still rollin', rock'n'rollin'