Capital vs Capitol

Let's bring the He Shed, She Shed together with a glass of wine Antoinette.

Not since impresario and freakshow founder PT Barnum entered politics in post civil war America, has the American two party system🐘🦄 looked like the circus🎪 came to town and it's here to stay. TV has found the replacement for the recently ended Jerry Springer Show... you'll just have to watch it on C-Span...it's called Capitol Hill 🤡. Step right up ladies and gentlemen and watch the antics under the big top, otherwise known as the Capitol Dome. (Remember, when capitol is capitalized it refers to the Capitol Dome in the capital where the Stanley Cup🏆 winning CAPS🏒  play in the Capital One Arena and earn their capital💸...capiche?) Well I know Judge Kavanaugh apparently likes beer🍺, but I have a capital idea... instead of water on the table for testimony, pandering, postulating, gesticulating, Spartacus moments, drooling Californios and all around general articulated hyperventilation... have carafes of wine🍷 instead. The tone will lighten, decorum will return and truth will reign so that justice will prevail...in vino veritas!  Besides, I've always found wine pairs better with political posturing, inane accusations from left field, and fake concern to hide sleazy motives. Beer just gets you riled up and fat... wine is needed to help bring dignity to this vulgar brawl🥂. It's the only way to keep the nastiness from taking another Left turn into the sewer of human behavior. Apparently, since there is no capital punishment in DC, they've decided to inflict Capitol punishment on the masses with this embarrassing display of "unadult" behavior... you know #metwo🍼😉 I'm not exactly sure how to frame the question, but I know the answer is wine, and lots of it... and maybe a rereading of Orwell's 1984 for you donks out there... take heed and don't assume otherwise you'll make an Ass out of U and #metoo! I'll explain that after I refill my wineglass. 🍷. We are at a crossroads of civility, and the nadir of common sense, but I have the snake oil to rid you of snakes, the solution for salvation, the formula for fairness, the medicine to MAGA, the juice for justice, the cure all for the cantankerous, a panacea for the prevaricators, a nostrum for niceties, a penicillin for infectious imbecillisms, the rectifier of recovered memory,  a truth serum for tall tales, a vanguard against the vagaries of vengeful vilifications, a prohibitor of propaganda and a guarantor against guilty before innocent...sunlight held together by water...it's wine!🍾 That's right America...time to drink from the loving cup where the wine resides and pour out the kool-aid...it's no time to Flake out...we got this! Nero put your fiddle away and America do the Right thing with your vote, otherwise you'll be Left holding the bag #imwithher. So uncork the Red, fill your cup🍷, put on some Capitol Records recording act Capital Cities, then no worries. I'll take care of you and you'll be Safe and Sound...

I could lift you up
I could show you what you want to see
And take you where you want to be

You could be my luck
Even if the sky is falling down
I know that we'll be safe and sound
We're safe and sound

I could fill your cup
You know my river won't evaporate
This world we still appreciate

You could be my luck
Even in a hurricane of frowns
I know that we'll be safe and sound (safe and sound)
We're safe and sound (safe and sound)
We're safe and sound (Hold your ground)
We're safe and sound (safe and sound)