Red Solo Cup

Remember if you drink at home there's no last call Antoinette. 

Good morning boys and girls and others (Psst, science deniers). It's Columbus Day...a good day to consider all the things we've discovered... you know, our eureka moments... sometimes referred to as AYFKM Rhetorical devices🙉. Well, Columbus ⛵may have had a penchant for not knowing exactly where he was geographically speaking, but he surely was never as lost as many currently are in the District of his namesake (Columbia), Twittersphere, Sorossphere and Hollyweird🎥 metaphorically speaking. Willing pawns, dupes, and the unbright might deserve pity at some level... they are just sheep 🐑and can be saved. We can even explain their behavior using Academia, Psychology and the Bell Curve...i.e. unacademic Grievance Studies, motivated reasoning, cognitive dissonance and of course..."confirmation bias"...SMH🙊. Combine this with the increasing population of the dimly lit 😩💡(probably due to reliance on solar power ☀️after a rainy summer🌨) and It's plain to see where that missing person from the village who's name begins with an I and ends in a diot wound up🤔.  They followed the brick road and ended up in places like antifa-fa internships and L.A. L.A. Land.  A place where things are so out of hand, Caitlyn J has accused Bruce J of years of excessive fondling and pole vaulting!🙈Yeah,  #metoo!  It's as if I can hear the scarecrow singing now, "if I only had a brain..." Well, like Dorothy queried, "What would you do with a brain if you had one?" Well the answer of course is vote the right way🇺🇸! And, then drink lots of wine so our lives will be governed by truth, amity and justice! How do you get a brain you ask? Well it's been with you all the time, you just need to feed it brain food. Let me spell it out for you...W-I-N-E!  Maybe I should  have that transmitted out on the new Presidential Emergency Alert System?🚨 Covfefe! Hmm...better not, that might just confuse people, or as they say in Spanish, make them ocasiocortez (incoherent)🤣. Instead, I think the thing to do is for everyone to grab a bottle of wine🍾 and take it right next door to share. It's ok to disagree on things, to interpret the constitution differently, and to even argue perspectives that reflect your experiences. Just remember it's about nuance and subtlety, not an abandonment of core principles and at the end of the day we are neighbors no matter how hard the few try to divide us👎. The American🇺🇸 way is the right way, and wine will help you find your way just like Columbus!(ahhh, that explains a lot🍷). Just say no to the deliberate prevaricators🤥, pornographers😈 and pimps☠... America is about the individual, the variety, and freedom of choice. We don't need Big Brother, a Billionaire Hungarian interventionist, or bilious paid propagandist that would make Goebbels proud. Don't rewrite and create your own version of history Puffington Host, Washington Compost, and the Old Gray Lady (the NYT, not #imwithher-ed), just learn from it and report facts, not political hits! Enough of the vile and vicious attacks, show trial antics, and debasing behavior that makes you wanna yell Bolshevik! That kind of behavior only demeans the truly victimized. Now don't despair America. We got this. Ron White is a funny guy,  but i disagree about one thing....I think you can fix stupid... It's called the wine cure🍷. Now that's motivated reasoning!🥂 So grab a glass, or something that holds more wine like a Red Solo Cup...just ask my boy Toby K if you don't have one, and start pouring the wine...

Red solo cup I fill you up
Let's have a party let's have a party
I love you red solo cup I lift you up
Proceed to party proceed to party
Now I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow
But only you red will do for this fellow
'Cause you are my Abbot to my Costello
And you are the fruit to my loom
Red solo cup you're more than just plastic
You're more than amazing you're more than fantastic
And believe me that I'm not the least bit sarcastic
Red solo cup I fill you up