As far as you know the following is not fake news, Antoinette.
Three score and ten years ago this week, HUAC, began investigating un- American activities in Hollyweird, I mean Hollywood. Hmm, I thought the stars of LaLa land loved America and wanted all immigrants legal or not to reside in the sanctuary state known as Hotel California. All that is except Chris Columbus... apparently being an Italian who identified as a Spaniard wanting to be an Indian wasn't good enough. Maybe he should have identified as a pansexual MS13 member, then his handprints would have been welcome in front of Grauman's Chinese Theater. Anyway HUAC got word that the commies were infiltrating the movie business as part of their devious plan to take over the world and force the rest of us to eat red beet soup...borscht! This became known as the "red scare"! The question du jour was, "Are you or have you ever been a member of the borscht eating, line waiting communist party?" The only thing more threatening to world peace would have been to be a member of Harvey Weinstein's party. Remember ladies, Harry Winston is a girl's best friend... Harvey Weinstein is just the guy who says "say hello to my little friend" while wearing a bathrobe and a smile. Not that movie stars and entertainers would ever be hypocritical, but to have Harvey W., Prez Bill C., the Philly Bill C., and Marshall M. as your defense for "the war against women" seems a little ironic. Never fear movie goers, you'd have to be a real moron to fall for anything as stupid as communism. We're American! We don't wait in line except for Magic Kingdom and recess. (I'm not counting you Iphone and Star Wars: Discovery types who can't wait one day for no line access...Triggered!) But as Americans... when we want something red, we make it wine. Fall is here, winter is coming, and it's now time to stock up on your favorite hearty red wine to get you through chilly nights and the braying jack asses of the world. Protect yourself! Build a wall of wine cases to keep out the whine of virtue signaling, nattering nabobs of negativism. The only red scare we need to worry about now are the horrible California fires. Help however you can, and start by drinking more California reds. Remember in life, if you're into poor decisions look to Hollywood, but if you're into pour decisions... try a California Cab. And if you find yourself in tinsel town beware of the silicone sister with her manager's mister told me I got what it takes
She said, I'll turn you on, sonny, to something strong if you play that song with the funky break...
Mama always told me not to look into the sights of the sun
Oh, but Mama, that's where the fun is...Ooh yeah, I was blinded by the light.
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