Derby day is for Derby's and other funny hats Antoinette.
Big week 'Merica! We're finishing up the April showers in order to bring you May flowers. So now that your petunias have been watered🌺, it's time to move on to the more important blooms. That's right, it's time to "Run for the Roses"⚘... which means it's time to uncork the Rosés!🥂 What better way to celebrate roses, horse races, triple crowns, sports betting, French defeats(hey let's keep this positive) , and Mexican wins. You heard that right. The last time Mexico won a war (besides a drug war💊🔫🙊)was against the French in 1862🙈, and the last jockey to win the triple crown was a hermano from a Mexicano, Victor Espinoza...on a horse named American Pharoah🏇. "Wait! I thought there was a wall?" There is a wall, but it's a Wall of Voodoo, and don't quote me because ... I understand just a little, No comprende, but it's a riddle and It was on a Mexican radio.🙉 So don't believe all you hear on the MSMM(main stream Mexican media).But I digress...this Saturday we get to enjoy the septennial event of the Kentucky Derby and Cinco de Mayo. That's right... the rare combo of a Kentucky hoe down(not a world's oldest profession buffet) and a Mexican fiesta. Otherwise know as Bourbon, Beans and Fire Down Below!☠Might be a good idea to stuff the piñata with Beano.😷 Or better yet, ditch the bourbon mint julips and beans for wine and fajitas...the after effects will be more crowd pleasing😉. Besides, as bueno suerte would have it...a good bet for this year's Derby winner is serendipitously, Vino Rosso! So my suggestion is put a little money down on this horse with top Vegas sports book, William Hill US. Then have plenty of William Hill wines on hand to celebrate your Derby Victory, Mexican Victories, drinking holidays named after days of the week, the fact it's Saturday, global (annual, not the other kind🔥) warming, the fact that you still have another week to remember your mother, and finally, it's only a couple more weeks until you get to acquire that RBF...Resting Beach Face!🏖 And don't listen to the Talking Heads out there...they might think riding in circles is pointless, but at least you can see your future...
We're on a road to nowhere
Come on inside
Taking that ride to nowhere
We'll take that ride
I'm feeling okay this morning
And you know
We're on the road to paradise
Here we go, here we go
PS: a good bet would be to not listen to my betting advice!
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