The Crying Game

Enjoy the privilege of a White... it's a great summertime wine Antoinette.

The crying game! No I'm not talking about blue states😉, or Hollyweirders forced to fulfill their promise to move to Canada, or even Penguin fans wondering where their sippy cup is😁. I'm talking about the sport of lilliputians. The sport without which we wouldn't have those loveable soccer moms with screeching voices🙉, the bell curve would just be a theory🙊, and countries without real sports would have to settle for watching curling reruns on t.v.🙈 What? It's the beautiful game adored by millions (see bell curve above)?  Well maybe it's the beautiful game because the athletes worry more about their hairdos (which are actually hair don'ts) than breaking into a sweat cuz a tie is good enough (hey sis, how about a kiss💋). And Neymar...here's  20 bucks$, get yourself a haircut 💇‍♂️and a last name. All kidding aside, well some kidding aside, ok barely any kidding aside, the World Cup is pretty cool and has some good things going for it...for instance it gives France a chance to forget about the ignominy of historic military defeats that happened in previous summers like losses at Waterloo, several German invasions, a loss in a "friendly" to Spain, Mexico, the Belgians, the English a few times, the Ottomans, the Haitians...well you get the picture.  At least they've gotten off to a good start with a win over POWERHOUSE Australia and with the aid of an own goal⚽️. Let's be honest what France is really good at, and probably the best use of a World Cup is wine🍷! I'm a firm believer in sports as a way to bring fans from around the world together who want to kill each other but by the end of the game are too drunk to fight because of all the wine...so they just sing or cry depending.  Give pinot a chance🥂. Remember, as long as the question is framed right, wine is always the answer. And soccer players take note, if we wanted to watch grown men cry when they aren't even touched, or carry on with histrionics that would make Lebron or a millennial who inadvertently saw a 250 year old statue of a Minuteman proud we would watch a campus sit in on cultural appropriation. "How misogynistic! Why isn't that statue of a Minutemaid instead?" 🤔 (That humor was fresh squeezed!). Truthfully, it's fun to watch the world come together through sports and wine. And I'm not bitter because the U.S. didn't make it...I actually didn't even know until I made fun of an Italian fan for sitting home crying in his ravioli. But now I embrace the games and the chance to sit with the Italians, the Dutch, the Irish and others who know how to drink and root for some underdog. HU! 🇮🇸Just remember World Cup players... be more like real drinkers, Stanley Cuppers🏒 who know how to WIN and WINE in #ALLCAPS and stop whining like little girls, boys, neuters, etc... and play hard like any Queen would do so you can sing We are the Champions and then drink wine from the Copa Mundial🏆and remember how you got there...

... it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race
And I ain't gonna lose

We are the champions, my friends
And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the world